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Old May 27th, 2007, 03:57 PM       
Yeah, it's gonna take more than that, Chojin, to upset me.
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Old May 27th, 2007, 04:21 PM       
whoa, tough guy.
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Old May 27th, 2007, 05:45 PM       
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chojin the fact that you even know where pictures like this exist frightens me
www.4chan.org

www.7chan.org

or any other number of progressively more bizarre image message boards where clement is likely to find a wife! get it guys cuz he likes anime and secks and so do all the 4chons or whatever the fuck call themselves!!!!

Seriously though, It's good that you had to be told where to go. It's the people who manage to gain this knowledge by themselves who you gotta watch out for.
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Old May 27th, 2007, 05:52 PM       
YEAH, NOW LET'S GET THAT POOP ON YOU!
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Old May 27th, 2007, 06:01 PM       
Clement, could you please try to spend more than 10 seconds thinking about what you're going to say next? I mean, it's probably not going to do any good, given that you're kind of stupid and stuff, but could we just experiment for a moment, please? Thank you.
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Old May 27th, 2007, 06:31 PM       
Why bother? You're impossible to please. No matter what I do, it's wrong. If I get a girlfriend, it's wrong. If I get my own place, it's wrong. Nothing will impress you, nor do I even want to.
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Old May 27th, 2007, 07:13 PM       
Why are you trying to impress us then?
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Old May 27th, 2007, 09:38 PM       
I'm trying to erase you.
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Old May 27th, 2007, 10:41 PM       
Shouldn't you be using an Eraser/gun instead of annoying internet messages, then?
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Old May 27th, 2007, 10:48 PM       
I will later...
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Old May 27th, 2007, 10:55 PM       
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hed 4 teh hills its Jonathan Chlamydia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Hes coming to kill us all and he's ganna trak r IP addresses and OMG teh horrer da horrrer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old May 27th, 2007, 11:05 PM       
I JUST RECIEVED A DEATH THREAT I NEED A MODERATOR IN HERE RIGHT AWAY I AM FEARING FOR MY SAFETY.
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Old May 27th, 2007, 11:29 PM       
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLGET ME SOME BANANAS YOU BASTARD!!!
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Old May 28th, 2007, 12:08 AM       
Jonathan, let me tell you something. I am not impossible to please. In fact, one of the reasons that I hang around here is because so many of the people who frequent these boards do impress me, and greatly so. These are some of the wittiest, sharpest, most knowledgeable people I know, and probably could ever wish to know. You, on the other hand, have proven yourself to be neither funny nor wise despite your best efforts. If this offends you, then I respectfully ask you to go somewhere where people don't have as high expectations as people around here tend do.
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Old May 28th, 2007, 12:11 AM       
Well, would me baking you a free chocolate poopy pudding inpress you?
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Old May 28th, 2007, 12:51 AM       
it's not that hard to do a quick search ;<
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Old May 28th, 2007, 12:58 AM       
MEASTPINE LEEMON PARTY GOATS!
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Old May 28th, 2007, 03:15 AM       
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I'm trying to erase you.





Please forgive me my crappy pic-editing skills, but the idea of this was WAY too tempting
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Old May 28th, 2007, 03:34 AM       
lol

at first i thought he said he was going to bake you a "Free chocolate pony" :O

"MEASTPINE LEEMON PARTY GOATS!"

LOOKS TO ME LIKE OL JOHNATHAN CLIMEN IS RUNNING RUNNING OUT OF GAS. maybe he just needs to go fill up on girl farts.

just to make sure my insults are accurate isn't he the guy who had the message board where people talked about girls poops and how they held them in their hand/measured them ugh im pretty sure it was him.
what the fuck dude why are you a poop connseur i can't believe people on your message board were like pros about that kind of shit. I can understand that knowledge being used for medical purposes but you guys treated it like it was a fucking pie, "Warm, good consistency.. nice aroma, and sizable. This poo gets a 7.7"

That's kind of why I don't understand why any of his insults towards other people involve the word POOP. unless it's supposed to be ironic but i don't know i don't picture climen as an ironic sort nor the type who should be using irony as his wit.
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Old May 28th, 2007, 04:24 AM       
Man, Jonathan is really boring right now. Except for the "I'm trying to erase you" quote. That's funny because it reminds me of the psycho murderous fat kid from Stephen King's It whose delusions caused him to think of himself as the only 'real' thing in the universe

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Old May 28th, 2007, 07:25 AM       
NO WAY GOKU! YOU CAN NEVER DEFEAT ME BECAUSE I AM THE STRONGEST BEING IN THE UNIVERSE! I AM ALSO HOLDING BACK MY TRUE POWER, SO I WILL NOW POWER UP TO MY FULL POWER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THEN AGAIN, YOU'RE NOT SUCH A BAD GUY! LETS FUCK AND AMKE UP!

YES! OKAY! SURE!

*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAACH!*
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Old May 28th, 2007, 12:56 PM       
"Amke up"? What, is that one of your furry words?!
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Old May 28th, 2007, 07:35 PM       
I AM SUPER SAYAN LEVEL 3! YOU CAN DO NOTHING TO HURT ME!
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Old May 28th, 2007, 11:58 PM       
Is this guy chemically inbalanced or just an attention whore attempting to be funny. Im confused
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Old May 29th, 2007, 12:47 AM       
BUT IT WOULD BE EVEN SWELLER IF YOU DID A BIG FAT DOODY ON MY HEAD!
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