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Old Jun 8th, 2007, 02:41 AM        unknowledgeable
hello i-mockery ladies and gentleman!!

I am sooooo new to this thread and forum posting. I cringe at the heaps and mounds of evidence available that could prove I've been living under a rock.
Nonetheless I have taken these few baby steps forth into what I hope is a fun filled world of sarcasm and derision for the shape of our culture/media/technopoopy/political/humanitarian existence on its downhill slide to a hell with a starbucks on every corner. Conveniently placed next to any and all facemelting brimstone. I couldn't enjoy my frappaccino any other way.
tips and tricks of the trade always welcome
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Old Jun 8th, 2007, 02:50 AM       
So do you think that Giambi should talk to George Mitchell?

Cause I really think that Giambi shouldn't talk with Mitchell.

I think Selig is just bluffing really, and if he did decide to punish Giambi he would be opening Pandora's Box as far as I'm concerned.

What do you think Voltaire?
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Old Jun 8th, 2007, 02:58 AM       
I think you are trying to prove my "I've been living under a rock" theory for all the world to see!!
I can do no less than oblige and ask you what the hell your talking bout?
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Old Jun 8th, 2007, 03:15 AM       
Did any of you guys see Little Big League?

That's a good-ass movie.
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Old Jun 8th, 2007, 03:33 AM       
who's in that one again?

I can only think of The Little Giants, which is another good-ass movie.
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Old Jun 8th, 2007, 04:44 AM       
you guys got some good ass taste
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Old Jun 8th, 2007, 04:59 AM       
I just learned some shit that opened my mind n shit.

"In reality a fool is one who believes all women are ladies, and a nigga is one who believes all ladies are bitches, and all bitches are created equal."

That's some good ass knowledge, son.
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Old Jun 9th, 2007, 03:44 PM       
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Old Jun 9th, 2007, 10:18 PM       
Bitches is bitches, y'all.
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Old Jun 10th, 2007, 11:17 AM       
You're all a bunch of bitches.
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Old Jun 10th, 2007, 04:50 PM       
black people with lots of time.... made this!
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Old Jun 10th, 2007, 08:14 PM       
And LOLZ were had.
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Old Jun 11th, 2007, 02:52 AM       
Looks like King James has fallen!
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Old Jun 11th, 2007, 03:05 AM       
The Spurs simply have a better team. James is a fuckin great player, he just doesn't have a team like the Spurs.
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Old Jun 11th, 2007, 03:38 AM       
What, you don't think Donyell Marshall has the goods to get the job done?
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Old Jun 11th, 2007, 03:41 AM       
Nope. To be fair though, I'm currently located in southern Tejas
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Old Jun 11th, 2007, 03:56 AM       
I think he's garbage to tell you the truth. And bums like him or oft-injured centers like Ilgauskas won't be enough to take out a deep team like San Antonio. Oh, how I love watching King James fail!
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Old Jun 11th, 2007, 04:06 AM       
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Old Jun 11th, 2007, 07:56 AM       
sports are for losers!
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Old Jun 11th, 2007, 10:45 AM       
This thread is killing my brain.


Took you long enough.
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Old Jun 11th, 2007, 10:59 AM       
I just called you all bitches, what the fuck is wrong with you people.
What happened to mockery-not mockery the person, but mockery in general? I've been coming to this website since 2000, where did all the mean people go?
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Old Jun 11th, 2007, 11:43 AM       
Be interesting and you will be mocked. Otherwise, nobody gives a shit. For fuck's sake, look at the musicisjustice retard.


Would it make you feel better if I called you a pustulent cuntgob?
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Old Jun 12th, 2007, 09:29 PM       
First of all I don't know who musicjustice is, I guess that explains it.
And yes it does make me feel better, and what the fuck do you mean by interesting, I didn't know that jhsjhfskjhdf293 shit was interesting, I guess maybe if you can actually understand computer language it must have been fucking hilarious.
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Old Jun 12th, 2007, 09:32 PM       
I'm going out to buy a bunch of flowers, who wants a flower?
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a cannabis flower? OPIUM!?
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