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voltaire26 · #1

hello i-mockery ladies and gentleman!!

I am sooooo new to this thread and forum posting. I cringe at the heaps and mounds of evidence available that could prove I've been living under a rock.
Nonetheless I have taken these few baby steps forth into what I hope is a fun filled world of sarcasm and derision for the shape of our culture/media/technopoopy/political/humanitarian existence on its downhill slide to a hell with a starbucks on every corner. Conveniently placed next to any and all facemelting brimstone. I couldn't enjoy my frappaccino any other way.
tips and tricks of the trade always welcome

MattJack · #2

So do you think that Giambi should talk to George Mitchell?

Cause I really think that Giambi shouldn't talk with Mitchell.

I think Selig is just bluffing really, and if he did decide to punish Giambi he would be opening Pandora's Box as far as I'm concerned.

What do you think Voltaire?

voltaire26 · #3

I think you are trying to prove my "I've been living under a rock" theory for all the world to see!!
I can do no less than oblige and ask you what the hell your talking bout?

Fathom Zero · #4

Did any of you guys see Little Big League?

That's a good-ass movie.

MattJack · #5

who's in that one again?

I can only think of The Little Giants, which is another good-ass movie.

kahljorn · #6

you guys got some good ass taste

MattJack · #7

I just learned some shit that opened my mind n shit.

"In reality a fool is one who believes all women are ladies, and a nigga is one who believes all ladies are bitches, and all bitches are created equal."

That's some good ass knowledge, son.

kahljorn · #8

oh shit, yo

Sacks · #9

Bitches is bitches, y'all.

MisSFiT · #10

You're all a bunch of bitches.

gimmidamonii · #11

black people with lots of time.... made this!

Fathom Zero · #12

And LOLZ were had.

WhiteRat · #13

Looks like King James has fallen!

MattJack · #14

The Spurs simply have a better team. James is a fuckin great player, he just doesn't have a team like the Spurs.

WhiteRat · #15

What, you don't think Donyell Marshall has the goods to get the job done?

MattJack · #16

Nope. To be fair though, I'm currently located in southern Tejas

WhiteRat · #17

I think he's garbage to tell you the truth. And bums like him or oft-injured centers like Ilgauskas won't be enough to take out a deep team like San Antonio. Oh, how I love watching King James fail!

MattJack · #18

iupheftg;htro;ihjerg

kahljorn · #19

sports are for losers!

Grislygus · #20

This thread is killing my brain.

Took you long enough.

MisSFiT · #21

I just called you all bitches, what the fuck is wrong with you people.
What happened to mockery-not mockery the person, but mockery in general? I've been coming to this website since 2000, where did all the mean people go?

Grislygus · #22

Be interesting and you will be mocked. Otherwise, nobody gives a shit. For fuck's sake, look at the musicisjustice retard.

Would it make you feel better if I called you a pustulent cuntgob?

MisSFiT · #23

First of all I don't know who musicjustice is, I guess that explains it.
And yes it does make me feel better, and what the fuck do you mean by interesting, I didn't know that jhsjhfskjhdf293 shit was interesting, I guess maybe if you can actually understand computer language it must have been fucking hilarious.