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Old Apr 28th, 2008, 06:55 AM        good morning, darlings.
i have just woken up and now i am going to take a shower and prepare for the day. do you eat breakfast? you should! it's the most important meal of the day! today i think i will have some apple granola and yogurt with some kind of dried fruit. i am trying to eat healthier in order to set a good example for my son. it's called being a good mom.

anywho, i have a long day today and i won't be around to make sure you take care of yourselves. please try to be nice to each other in this thread and make sure to wear a light jacket out today! it's kind of chilly this morning!
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Old Apr 28th, 2008, 07:39 AM       
g'mooooooornnnin, i hope the fruits good :D
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Old Apr 28th, 2008, 08:25 AM       
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I hope you have a great day! Tell the Cubster that I said hello!!
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Old Apr 28th, 2008, 09:52 AM       
I've found that dried strawberries, apples, cherries or peaches go excellently with peanut butter on toast.
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Old Apr 28th, 2008, 10:40 AM       
i agree, without breakfast there'd be a good chance of having a shitty day ahead. i'd usually have bowl of cereal or oatmeal with banana and grounded flaxseeds mixed in and a glass of oj during the week. french toast or stir fry vegs and munster cheese omelet with tobasco sauce and coupla slices of pepperidge farms toast during the weekend. breakfast at ihops is always good.
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Old Apr 28th, 2008, 10:49 AM       
I actually rarely eat breakfast... 4 cups of coffee, 6 or 7 cigarettes, a shower and BOOM! i'm out the door.
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Old Apr 28th, 2008, 11:11 AM       
I'm not eating anything for a while!

But even if I was, I never have breakfast anyway.
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Old Apr 28th, 2008, 12:11 PM       
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I actually rarely eat breakfast... 4 cups of coffee, 6 or 7 cigarettes, a shower and BOOM! i'm out the door.
Sounds like breakfast to me. The coffee part, anyways.
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Old Apr 28th, 2008, 12:31 PM       
I like to add Jameson to my coffee, incidentally.
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Old Apr 28th, 2008, 12:38 PM       
I'll take my breakfast in bed please.
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Old Apr 28th, 2008, 01:34 PM       
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I like to add Jameson to my coffee, incidentally.
I like Irish Whiskey in coffee as well....
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Old Apr 28th, 2008, 03:10 PM       
I read that as "Jamesman"
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Old Apr 28th, 2008, 03:53 PM       
I'm too old to have whiskey for breakfast anymore.

Now a screwdriver or a mimosa, on the other hand...
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Old Apr 28th, 2008, 04:32 PM       
How's the day gone?
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Old Apr 28th, 2008, 06:01 PM       
Wasn't bad until I got called until to work on my day off...

But I did refrain from making the "Clerks" joke, "I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY!!!"
Though I did ask if I could dye my hair green and then starting laughing like, um... like, uhhhh, oh what's his name? Oh yeah, King Diamond.
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Old Apr 28th, 2008, 07:47 PM       
Yeah, if you get called into work on your day off it's King Diamond all the way.
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Old Apr 28th, 2008, 09:17 PM       
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I like to add Jameson to my coffee, incidentally.
On the rocks, please. Breakfast optional.

And it's either Jameson's, Bourbon (several brands make the cut) or a single malt Scotch (preferably Islay).

OT, I know. I'll shut up now.
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Old Apr 28th, 2008, 11:32 PM       
blackbush or maker's mark. wanna make out? it burns if you do it after a shot.

anywho darlings my day is finally winding down. i went to work and worked! then i went to school and talked my way out of a test which i will make up on thursday! then i slept on a couch at work because i didn't want to go home! JOY! then i went to an old local and drank some beer and a jack and coke. now it's bedtime.

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Old Apr 29th, 2008, 01:47 AM       
they let me sleep on a couch at work too. but it's a family run business. i have become a high paid slacker. i am worthless, i know.
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Old Apr 29th, 2008, 09:00 AM       
I like black bush the best....but I try to stay away from bourbon for right now.
I never sleep at work.....I went home yesterday afternoon, then went to school and found that I had made a "B" on my psyc test....then dined with my lovely daughter (it's her birthday...she's 17)
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Old Apr 29th, 2008, 01:30 PM       
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blackbush or maker's mark. wanna make out? it burns if you do it after a shot.
You said the magic words - Maker's Mark (moment of silence, please)
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Old Apr 29th, 2008, 02:12 PM       
i quit drinking
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Old Apr 29th, 2008, 02:43 PM       
good. more for me.
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Old Apr 30th, 2008, 07:02 AM       
I found out I'm going to be on medication for the rest of my life.

I'm having a good day! AND I remembered breakfast!
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Old Apr 30th, 2008, 07:59 AM       
I saw a man with a breifcase in a business suit pick up a dansih from a bin and eat it. To his credit though, I bet nobody probably even puked on it or anything.
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