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Old May 1st, 2008, 10:19 PM       
So fortify yourself tomorrow with a hearty breakfast of CRANK AND TEQUILA! Guaranteed to insure that you will take no shit off of anyone, not even GOD!
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Old May 1st, 2008, 11:17 PM       
Booze makes me ill. I think my uncles wore out my all my tolerance when they gave me beer at two years.

A lot of beer.
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Old May 1st, 2008, 11:59 PM       
I was kidding, sir.

A better breakfast would be: 2 bong hits, a strong cup of coffee (i prefer mine black), a couple waffles and some fruit. If you have time, take a leisurely walk to a gas station and pick up a paper. Don't read the news, it'll wreck yer mood. Read the comics and/or attempt to solve the crossword or, perhaps the sudoku puzzle. Maybe check the classifieds to see if anyone is selling something cool fairly cheap.

I used to do this when i didn't have to work until 3pm.

For lunch, i'd have 2-3 more bong hits, 1-2 more cups of coffee then, take the bus to work. i'd get there a bit early so i could eat my shift meal first thang.

Fortified, I'd be able to slave my damn ass off in a hot kitchen for 7-8 hours.
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Old May 2nd, 2008, 09:35 AM       
Ooh. That sounds like a day plan. But, I would have to replace all but the first coffee with tea, being British an all.
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Old May 2nd, 2008, 10:34 AM       
Whatever works for you, m'lady. It worked for me several years ago but i was younger then.

If yer single... no... i not even going to try to hit on you....


Ok, maybe.


Montreal prolly has some male strip clubs that i'd go to if you paid my cover, and drinks. I'd pay for the cheap hotel room since yer a friend from out of town, y'know.
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Old May 2nd, 2008, 01:15 PM       
Ah, ganja. One of the four basic food groups.
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Old May 2nd, 2008, 03:14 PM       
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Ah, ganja. One of the four basic food groups.
Followed by Cake, Cheese, and Lucazade
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Old May 2nd, 2008, 03:37 PM       
protein shake, followed up by a bottle of water.
food of the gods.
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Old May 2nd, 2008, 07:54 PM       
BRITAIN??!!!
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Old May 2nd, 2008, 08:40 PM       
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Old May 2nd, 2008, 08:53 PM       
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Followed by Cake, Cheese, and Lucazade
I occasionally buy these things called "poppers" which are largish pepperincini hollowed out and filled with sharp provelone and prosciutto. Three of these with a double rye, and that's a well-balanced dinner!

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Old May 3rd, 2008, 06:30 PM       
Did it have anything to do with the zany antics of your family?
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Old May 3rd, 2008, 08:41 PM       
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protein shake, followed up by a bottle of water.
food of the gods.
Cosmo, right there with you man. Protein shake followed by an acai berry, pomegranate and blueberry smoothie. Every day. I'm on 3 protein shakes a day. Its like my crack for a mid-thirties man on a health kick
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Old May 4th, 2008, 06:32 AM       
Thats a bit scary, somehow....

Our household recently came upon juicing, whereby you take some nice fruit an veg, some awful fruit an veg, then blend the shit out of it and drink it. Truely horrible.

However, Coffee in the shower is one of the best breakfasts...
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Old May 4th, 2008, 09:23 AM       
I like beating off in the shower for my breakfast

That's after a nice bowl of cereal or something.
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Old May 4th, 2008, 02:23 PM       
Gets the blood flowing for the day ahead, yeah?

Goodgood.
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Old May 4th, 2008, 08:49 PM       
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Cosmo, right there with you man. Protein shake followed by an acai berry, pomegranate and blueberry smoothie. Every day. I'm on 3 protein shakes a day. Its like my crack for a mid-thirties man on a health kick
early 40's guy on a health kick here....we rock!!!
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Old May 4th, 2008, 09:02 PM       
i need a health kick in the ass.
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Old May 4th, 2008, 11:45 PM       
I can do that...I'm certified, remember?
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Old May 5th, 2008, 09:09 PM       
Shrubfest... what is Lucazade?
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Old May 5th, 2008, 09:12 PM       
because they don't have google were Jediscum lives.
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Old May 5th, 2008, 10:11 PM       
Hey now! I did try Wikipedia. No entry.

But maybe if the US weren't trying to force Coca-cola, McDonald's and gasoline on me, I might be able to find a goddamn Google in the grocery store, alright?

Is it near produce?
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Old May 6th, 2008, 08:30 AM       
it's on the shelf right above the adult diapers...
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Old May 6th, 2008, 10:10 AM       
Wow! You're right. Funny how I never noticed Google next to adult diapers before.... live and learn.
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