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Old Oct 9th, 2008, 10:58 PM       
NUH UH honey, not without 3 years of ballet and 2 of tap
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Old Oct 9th, 2008, 10:58 PM       
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Old Oct 9th, 2008, 11:17 PM       
i want to work at blockbuster



i hate myself
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Old Oct 9th, 2008, 11:28 PM       
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i want to work at blockbuster



i hate myself
Try again. They drug test.
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Old Oct 9th, 2008, 11:29 PM       
they do not drug test

or else they would have noticed i smoked a bag of meth
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Old Oct 10th, 2008, 09:52 AM       
I program COMPUTARS.

The company I work for makes financial planning software. The banks and stuff that are collapsing right now weren't clients of ours, ironically. They probably wish they used our software now.
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Old Oct 10th, 2008, 01:59 PM       
CIG: Neena and Veena Bidasha?
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Old Oct 10th, 2008, 02:37 PM       
Nope, Rania and Delilah.
The twins are really awesome though!
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Old Oct 10th, 2008, 06:32 PM       
MY NAME IS DR RAHIM BADAWALLAH, I AM A SENIOUR OFFICIAL AT THE BANK OF NIGERIA. I NEED YOUR HELP, MY NEW FRIEND, TO MOVE A LARGE SUM OF MONEY OUT OF THE COUNTRY.

IF YOU AGREE PLEASE SEND ME YOUR FULLNAME, BITHDAY, THE NYMBERS FOR ANY CREDIT CARDS YOU MAY HAVE AND YOUR SOCIAL SUCRUITY NUMBER.

I AM VERY PLEASED WE CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
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Old Oct 10th, 2008, 06:44 PM       
Only if you're selling Anus Laptops.
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Old Oct 11th, 2008, 09:37 AM       
Or a broken washer.
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Old Oct 11th, 2008, 12:16 PM       
I'm a Combat Medic Excuse me, "Health Care Specialist"
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Old Oct 12th, 2008, 07:22 AM       
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Old Oct 12th, 2008, 08:23 AM       
I'm a Costume student.
I spend my time at a sewing machine or in theatres.
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Old Oct 12th, 2008, 02:28 PM       
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I'm a Costume student.
I spend my time at a sewing machine or in theatres.
Yeah you kinda look like a seamster, if you catch my drift
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I was debating going to an erotic fair held at a nightclub in town just for the sake of being awkward, which is exactly what happened.

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Old Oct 12th, 2008, 02:30 PM       
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Yeah you kinda look like a seamster, if you catch my drift
Be nice, you have no idea what wardrobe people have to put up with!
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Old Oct 12th, 2008, 02:33 PM       
At school all the wardrobe girls were hot.
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Old Oct 13th, 2008, 01:26 AM       
I stack boxes 10 hours a day.


I hate Alabama.
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Old Oct 13th, 2008, 03:53 AM       
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I hate Alabama.
Hey, me too!
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Old Oct 13th, 2008, 07:08 AM       
I'll be starting to collect unemployment and SSI in one week and hope to make a living out of it for at least the next three to six months.
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Old Oct 13th, 2008, 11:29 AM       
While you are at it start smoking bud out of a NOS Energy drink can while snatchin' up that government cheese.
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Old Oct 14th, 2008, 06:35 AM       
Shhh....ix-nay on the o.s.-nay because I don't want anyone to know I drink the stuff.

As for the buds, hells yeah.
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Old Oct 14th, 2008, 09:26 AM       
I'm a freelance writer and artist. Since April, I've owned and operated a small but full service advertising agency on a full time basis.
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Old Oct 14th, 2008, 02:27 PM       
wtf posted something in the wrong place sry
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Old Oct 14th, 2008, 06:29 PM       
I just started a half-new job with my company that I do on the side. I finished 2.5 weeks of training, but now have to go back and still do my old job + the new one on the side.
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