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Old Sep 6th, 2009, 12:44 AM        Lrukers! Now's your chance!
I was a lurker once too. Yall should post. All 46 of yall. Lez talk. Get to know each other even.

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Old Sep 6th, 2009, 12:45 AM       
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Old Sep 6th, 2009, 12:47 AM       
Evil Robot tell them about the joys you've had on this forum!

Ladies and gents, EVIL ROBOT!
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Old Sep 6th, 2009, 01:33 AM       
I think most of them just view the article discussions because they are scared of the forums in general ^^;

its been like that for years
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Old Sep 6th, 2009, 01:42 AM       
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Old Sep 6th, 2009, 02:23 AM       
how long do you have to be a member before you're no longer considered a newfag?
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Old Sep 6th, 2009, 02:51 AM       
Until people get to know you. Which should be the case!
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Old Sep 6th, 2009, 02:55 AM       
which takes a couple of months IMO, if user posts regularly
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Old Sep 6th, 2009, 04:59 AM       
Ok, you guys talked me into registering an account. I'm new here, so go easy on me.
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Old Sep 6th, 2009, 05:13 AM       
Everyone hates you, -RoG- ^.^;
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Old Sep 6th, 2009, 05:17 AM       
OH NOES! That's it. I quit these forums and I'm never coming back again.
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Old Sep 6th, 2009, 06:23 AM       
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Consider presenting yourself as a female because then everyone will be nice to you because everyone knows that girls cant be noobs just girls.

even if people are mean to you it will only be because they want you to be attracted to their dicks.

I hope this is helpful for potential new posters.
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Old Sep 6th, 2009, 08:32 AM       
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Consider presenting yourself as a female because then everyone will be nice to you because everyone knows that girls cant be noobs just girls.

even if people are mean to you it will only be because they want you to be attracted to their dicks.

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Or sexually ambiguous works also with a touch of suicidal tendencies.
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Old Sep 6th, 2009, 08:53 AM       
I've been here for about six years and I still think I am not a vet. Plus, I've been nothing but nice to most people.
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Old Sep 6th, 2009, 12:24 PM       
I consider myself to be a new user. And I probably always will.
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Old Sep 6th, 2009, 02:33 PM       
I've lurked here and there for about 7 years, took a bunch of vicodin and decided to post. I think it's easier if you talk to a few people off of the board, you get a better sense of how this place works.
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Old Sep 6th, 2009, 03:21 PM       
This board has always reminded me of the scene from fight club where the two guys had to stand on the porch for days to get in while people screamed shit in their faces.
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Old Sep 6th, 2009, 03:54 PM       
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Consider presenting yourself as a female because then everyone will be nice to you because everyone knows that girls cant be noobs just girls.

even if people are mean to you it will only be because they want you to be attracted to their dicks.

I hope this is helpful for potential new posters.
Is that how I got in here so easily?
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Old Sep 6th, 2009, 04:00 PM       
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Consider presenting yourself as a female because then everyone will be nice to you because everyone knows that girls cant be noobs just girls.

even if people are mean to you it will only be because they want you to be attracted to their dicks.

I hope this is helpful for potential new posters.
but being b8 will cause this to backfire, so you should present yourself to be at least 21~
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Old Sep 6th, 2009, 05:05 PM       
I think being "b8" would make it easier because then they would just give you little kid insults and hug you afterwords.
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Old Sep 6th, 2009, 05:08 PM       
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Old Sep 7th, 2009, 12:53 AM       
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This board has always reminded me of the scene from fight club where the two guys had to stand on the porch for days to get in while people screamed shit in their faces.
That just might be the best analogy I've ever heard to describe these forums.
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Old Sep 7th, 2009, 01:00 AM       
I fully admit I was a big whiny baby when I first started posting here. Now I go back to my other forum and wonder how the hell I ever posted there.

I'm curious about this forum but I've never registered to see it http://www.jesuslovesdougstanhope.com/
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Old Sep 7th, 2009, 01:26 AM       
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That just might be the best analogy I've ever heard to describe these forums.
i've always used that analogy internally but never wanted to mention it because then it would give CERTAIN PEOPLE hope that they'd "get in" no matter how annoying their personality if they stuck it out long enough

not that they don't do that now ANYWAYS
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