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rabid-penguin · #1

I woke up this morning with a bad pain in my neck, possibly from sleeping in the wrong position, but now I have a large welt, and it feels COLD.

Dimnos · #2

Pop it like a zit.

The Leader · #3

Go to the doctor, stupid.

For your health!

Dimnos · #4

If you want to be smart about it.

george · #5

the Spectral Groper strikes again.

Chojin · #6

quickly, ask some sarcastic strangers on the internet about it

kgp4death · #7

It's probably from all the ice melting. I recommend to go further north to find a better piece of ice to rest on. Then just sleep it off, as well as get a good massage if you think it is just a muscular thing. Advil is good for muscular healing so try that out if it isn't gone in like a week I would probably go see a walrus doctor to see what he thinks or you could just let a seal eat you and then all your problems will be solved.

Zhukov · #8

That reminds me, I have to arrange an appointment to get checked for skin cancer. Ta.

Evil Robot · #9

Human bot fly

executioneer · #10

you're going to be a mommy

Wiffles · #11

were you bitten by something? I have woken up with sore bites before, I think its either a spider or a centipede. Nasty tropical insects >.<

10,000 Volt Ghost · #12

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Originally Posted by Wiffles

were you bitten by something? I have woken up with sore bites before, I think its either a spider or a centipede. Nasty tropical insects >.<

or a Tadao.

Zhukov · #13

What type of bugs do you get in Hawaii Wiffles?

Wiffles · #14

There are big hunting spiders they grow as big as a child's hand, big centipedes which can grow to 10 inches. They dont really appear on the city, but around the more outer fringes suburbs. You can find them outside mostly but they can get in the house sometimes. X_X

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or a Tadao.

Tadao doesnt bite, he just licks you O.O

Pentegarn · #15

Remember that House episode where the guy making video games was asking the internet to diagnose him from his computer and offered a 25k bounty for the correct diagnosis?

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Originally Posted by Wiffles

There are big hunting spiders they grow as big as a child's hand, big centipedes which can grow to 10 inches. They dont really appear on the city, but around the more outer fringes suburbs. You can find them outside mostly but they can get in the house sometimes. X_X

I am not a fan of centipedes unless they are safely behind glass. Then I am fine with them

Kitsa · #16

House sucks and why doesn't he drop the phony American accent and talk like a normal person. :/

Shrubfest · #17

Because Americans think the British are the bad guys, and that wouldn't be the right idea at all...

Zhukov · #18

What kind of horrid American life do they live where anything less than every man woman and child is raised on Blackadder?

Kitsa · #19

The fake American accent just completely grates on me. I hate it as much as when American actors speak in fake British accents (have you noticed that any American-origin historical or "foreign-set" movies always seem to feature everyone in a British accent?).

My mom won't watch British television because she says she can't understand anything they're saying. But she works for an Australian company, deals with Australians all day and doesn't have a problem there, which leaves me hugely confused.

Fathom Zero · #20

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Originally Posted by Zhukov

What kind of horrid American life do they live where anything less than every man woman and child is raised on Blackadder?

I was born in Cincinnati and raised on Blackadder.

Hangie · #21

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Originally Posted by Kitsa

The fake American accent just completely grates on me. I hate it as much as when American actors speak in fake British accents (have you noticed that any American-origin historical or "foreign-set" movies always seem to feature everyone in a British accent?).

My mom won't watch British television because she says she can't understand anything they're saying. But she works for an Australian company, deals with Australians all day and doesn't have a problem there, which leaves me hugely confused.

You sound like an american kid who tries his best to act british, calls apartments flats, and eats beans for breakfast.

Edit: ME NO KNOW GRAMMAR