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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 05:01 AM        Random Sex Questions
I'm too lazy to actually look this stuff up, so I'm hoping someone on here has this knowledge:

Can anal sex get a girl pregnant?

What does cum taste like?

Knowing the answers to these isn't a priority, they're just things I occasionally wonder about. I'll never do either of these (too much of a loser to get a girlfriend, and totally unwilling to taste cum). I also don't know any people who have done either of these (at least not that I know of), which is why I can't ask my friends.
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 05:11 AM       
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no, there aren't reproductive organs in there.

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Just taste it, you fucking pussy.
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 07:22 AM       
no

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bitter salty. mostly salty with a strange bitter aftertaste (almost metallic). it varies from boy to boy.
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 09:15 AM       
I read that in rare cases that anal secks can get someone pregnant if the girl is in a position where the come can dribble down into her vagina.
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 09:57 AM       
Yeah in that case I guess anything can happen and it would make sense.

The cum part isn't really bad. It's a bit salty and has an earthy aftertaste and has the consistency of stringy tapioca. Sometimes it'll pick up an aftertaste after certain things are eaten too. Broccoli and asparagus come to mind. If a guy I was going with ate broccoli a few hours before, I won't blow him. If I did, I would end up yarfing on his stomach.

The thing about cum is to get it past your taste buds pretty damn quick if the guy DID eat something unpleasant.
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 10:36 AM       
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 10:38 AM       
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 11:02 AM       


I remember reading that it won't be as salty if you drink orange juice often.
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 11:48 AM       
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If a guy I was going with ate broccoli a few hours before, I won't blow him.
Yes you would.
Point taken.

But he's still going to have to eat a shitload of mints first.
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 11:53 AM       
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And wait 'till you taste some REAL MEN!

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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 12:32 PM       
I think there's some page on the Internet where some slut lists like 4000 foods and what the semen tastes like after each consumption.

The guy she performed the experiment on must be the happiest man in the world.
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 03:32 PM       
actually, it's just a chronic masturbator who developed a taste for his own semen. keeps jars of the stuff in his frigde doncha know.
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 05:20 PM       
I heard of a guy in high school who kept his jizz in a bottle because he wanted to see how long it would take to fill it up. What a freak, eh? I just do the jizzmath.
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 05:29 PM       
Even if you keep it in the fridge, it still breaks down into that stinky yellow stuff after only a couple of days. :/

& Mike P, saying you don't know what cum tastes like is just tellingthe rest of us that your cock is too small to reach your mouth. :OAO
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 08:38 PM       
The amusing thing is I've shot myself in the chin twice in the past three days.

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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 08:58 PM       
MY GOD THAT IS AMUSING. I HOPE IT WAS WITH A GUN.
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 10:38 PM       
A friend of mine said it tasted salty.

A woman on the internet said it tasted like Jolly Ranchers.

Haven't tried it yet, and probably not anytime soon :/ If I had a penis, I could find out right now.



Also: If you look at a girl long enough, she will get pregnant. Even if you aren't male
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Old Mar 29th, 2004, 03:07 PM       
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I HOPE IT WAS WITH A GUN.
That was seriously the funniest thing I've read on here in a while.
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Old Mar 29th, 2004, 03:43 PM       
Is that ivory tower you live on, OAO, made out of your jizzums?
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Old Mar 29th, 2004, 04:59 PM       
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. it varies from boy to boy.
Just how large was the sample set for this experiment?

And OAO, you just gave me a horrible mental visual of a guy filling up a plastic squirt gun with man gravy. In the future ... STOP THAT!
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Old Mar 29th, 2004, 10:26 PM       
anal sex can get a girl pregnant if you shit the sperm out of your ass into a girls vagine

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Old Mar 30th, 2004, 07:43 PM       
Now that was the funniest thing I've read in a long while.
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Old Mar 30th, 2004, 08:38 PM       
I bet you never ate a tangerine in your life, bitch
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