The Official "MetalMilitia has a job" thread.

[MetalMilitia]

Blockbuster... 10 free rentals a week.. 20% off buying stuff (including anything in gamestation).

Not bad work, jus' sticking DVDs back on shelves, checking them in, serving customers.

I got 'Resident Evil 2 - Apocalypse' today

Infact i think i'll watch it now.

[pjalne]

I'd probably suck at a job like that. Especially if I was expected to give good advice. If some young bint asked me if I could recommend a Johnny Depp movie, I'd probably throw Dead Man at her and then be spat at the next day because it's "weird and in black and white".

Dead Man is awesome, goddamn it.

[executioneer]

i kinda liked the first resident evil but the second one is absolute garbage

[MetalMilitia]

Just finished watching it. Not a bad film but not as good as it could have been. Kind of predictable :/

Im not really looking forward to people asking aboutwhich new releases are good because i have not watched any new films in ages. (last one i watched was 'white chicks' and i would rather eat my own arm than recomend it to anyone). I guess thats why i get so many free rentals.

I think i'll get Aliens VS Predator tomorrow. Quite a few people seem to like it.

[Rongi]

oy vey

[executioneer]

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

I think i'll get Aliens VS Predator tomorrow. Quite a few people seem to like it.

yeah, like sports

[MetalMilitia]

oh shit good point.

Well, its either that or anchor man ( )... or i guess i could get some porn.

[Guitar Woman]

Wait, Blockbuster sells porn? Holy shit!

[MetalMilitia]

Not very much, only like two or three videos hidden in dark corners of the shop.

[Rongi]

get anchor man you chump

[MetalMilitia]

But it looks just like all the rest of the new 'comedy' releases (dodge ball, white (sucks) chicks). Is it actually good?

[Rongi]

it was hillarious.

[Guitar Woman]

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

Not very much, only like two or three videos hidden in dark corners of the shop.

I don't think "Ghost in the Shell" counts as porn, dude.

[the_dudefather]

TEN free rentals a week??

AND they pay you?

[MetalMilitia]

I guess its good for the shop as alot of customers come in asking what new films are good or if a specific film is worth watching.

I doubt i'll even use all of them. over a film a night is a bit much for me.

[NOT Jixby Phillips]

Resident Evil 2 was alright, i mean yeah definately worth renting

Still haven't seen Alien vs. Preditor

[beoulve913]

RE2 = Mortal Kombat =[

[NOT Jixby Phillips]

Mortal Kombat > RE2

Mortal Kombat is one of the best video game movies ever made... it's right up there with Super Mario Brothers (j/k)

But seriously? I can't think of a better video game adaptation than Mortal Kombat. It's the only one worth seeing in the theater... every other video game movie is a rental at best.

[HickMan]

I mean really

[Anonymous]

well, he's right

[Big McLargehuge]

working at a movie rental place is the worst shit in the world. No amount of money can make up for the fact that you have to talk to people about all the shitty fucking movies they watch. Oh and just wait untill somebody turns in a empty box and gets all pissed when you call them. They will yell at you and be completely convinced that you lost the movie, only to call back like 30 minutes later and tell you that it was in the dvd player.

if you don't hate your life right now, get ready.