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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 03:51 PM        Not to be a total wad, but...
Doesn't ANYONE proof the text on the stories before they're posted? There are SO many errors on the latest stuff you guys are posting. For instance, in the scarecrow story, page three, in HUGE type to go to the next page, it says "WILL JACK AND BETH GET TO "DO IT" ON LAST TIME?" On last time? On? I can understand errors getting lost in the stories, but this is in a title!

Ok, I know it's picky, but Christ, this is why Johnny can't read!
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 04:02 PM       
Uhm, you're hired?
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 04:08 PM       
Who's Johnny?
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 04:09 PM       
Rectal, you're getting this error as a part of I-Mockery's newest ad campaign with Wheel of Fortune, wherein you need to buy your vowels.

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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 04:19 PM       
Actually, it's our way of making readers like you feel special. Each story is a race. A race to see who can find the typos first.

In all seriousness, we do check over all our articles for errors... but when you're constantly up until 3 and 4am and working on several different projects at once just to make a deadline, some things are gonna fall through the cracks. So if you find a typo, rather than quivering in a dark corner about the "wrong words which made you question everything that you thought was whole and pure in this world "; drop us an email and let us know about it so we can fix the typo.
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 04:38 PM       
But quivering is EVER so much more fun.

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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 05:09 PM       
If he isn't able to read, how did he get to the part with the typo?
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 06:08 PM       
Its not really that big of a deal. Calm the fuck down. I dont like you already.
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 06:35 PM       
Zeldasbiggestfan that was mean. What would Zelda do?
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 06:45 PM       
Johnny was the kid in "Only a Lad".
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 07:02 PM       
Well, I believe Zelda would, in a completely alternate universe than the other 500 different Hyrules, get kidnapped by some kind of jackass who has magic powers and the ability to transform into something gay, like a small dragon.
Then, she'd be all:
"Link! Link! I know you just met me, but I need you to traverse 50 different dungeons to open a door to fight -jackass who has magic powers and the ability to transform into something gay, like a small dragon- !!!
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 07:07 PM       
Hey Juttin if you can fit through the door you should think about going outside once in a while.
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 08:09 PM       
I think walking 6 blocks to school, going to P.E.,
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 08:14 PM       
Are you sure you weren't rolling those six blocks?
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 08:16 PM       
man rectalwart way to be a TOTAL WAD
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 08:18 PM       
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 08:18 PM       
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Yes, I'm sure. I don't think I'm fat enough to ROLL AROUND :/
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 08:22 PM       
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 08:30 PM       
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Well, I believe Zelda would, in a completely alternate universe than the other 500 different Hyrules, get kidnapped by some kind of jackass who has magic powers and the ability to transform into something gay, like a small dragon.
Then, she'd be all:
"Link! Link! I know you just met me, but I need you to traverse 50 different dungeons to open a door to fight -jackass who has magic powers and the ability to transform into something gay, like a small dragon- !!!
Look at least I can run around and save a princess from something gay like a small dragon without having to stop every 10 seconds to eat a fucking twinkie.
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 08:32 PM       
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 09:10 PM       
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Its not really that big of a deal. Calm the fuck down. I dont like you already.
Really? Excuse me whilst I do the Happy Feet Dance. That's what us wads do when fags don't like us.
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 09:11 PM       
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 09:38 PM       
OMG, this thread os totally horribal
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 10:04 PM       
guys it isn't juttin's fault he has tried EVERYTHING from not changing his diet to walking an entire 12 city blocks, split up into two trips.
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Old Oct 26th, 2006, 10:06 PM       
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