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Old Jun 28th, 2012, 08:20 PM       
I better taste it just to make sure then. I don't want to have a tasteless bonesaw shooter.
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Old Jun 28th, 2012, 08:37 PM       
No body has complained yet. In fact the ladies are happier because the don't have to worry about getting pregnant and still take a hot load all up in their cooch. I think there may be a new vasectomy technique that was approved this year that is easily reversible. I saw something on the news lat month or so. Didn't pay attention since I already got mine.
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Old Jun 28th, 2012, 08:44 PM       
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Old Jun 29th, 2012, 05:45 PM       
Just want to take the time out to thank you all for making me have to explain "*dicks touch each other*" to my 82 year old grandfather. That was a super bonding experience.
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Old Jun 29th, 2012, 05:53 PM       
Did you use the euphemism "swordfight"?
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Old Jun 29th, 2012, 06:41 PM       
If two guys with vasectomies touch boners is it gay?

I heard its not.

Better taste it to make sure.
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Old Jun 29th, 2012, 07:02 PM       
Hey thrasho if GG Allin were still alive how much would you pay him to poop on you, serious question
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Old Jun 29th, 2012, 11:32 PM       
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Old Jun 30th, 2012, 01:45 AM       
You need to work on your Alt-Tab speed, Kitsa. I perfected it whilst chatting to another woman during a loveless relationship.

You can to if you believe in yourself.
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Old Jun 30th, 2012, 02:11 AM       
I've learned to never be on I-Mock when people are around.

Also, how did you explain it? I don't even know how to explain it if I had to and I wrote it

EDIT: Turns out the original context was brony related. Now I'm even MORE embarrassed for you.
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Old Jun 30th, 2012, 02:14 AM       
u could just say its about two dudes named richard who touch penises
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Old Jun 30th, 2012, 06:35 AM       


Nomeansno's rhythms are so strange.
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Old Jun 30th, 2012, 06:38 AM       
I know too many people that like children's shows because of dumb reasons. How can I stop them from liking dumb things?
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Old Jun 30th, 2012, 10:40 AM       
I think dicks touch each other is why my work banned i-mockery.
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Old Jun 30th, 2012, 11:50 AM       
THAT WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED IF OBAMA WAS PRESIDENT
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Old Jun 30th, 2012, 11:57 AM       
this obama nation is an abomination

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Old Jun 30th, 2012, 12:00 PM       
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Nomeansno's rhythms are so strange.
Only so many songs can be sung with two lips, two lungs and one tongue.
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Old Jun 30th, 2012, 04:23 PM       
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Old Jun 30th, 2012, 04:56 PM       
put an old gem in backups last night
http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7466&page=2

anyone else remember erika crystal
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Old Jun 30th, 2012, 04:58 PM       
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EDIT: Turns out the original context was brony related. Now I'm even MORE embarrassed for you.
it's an internet COUNTER-CULTURE, grandad
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Old Jun 30th, 2012, 05:14 PM       
Dudes, I just hugged my dad. Awesome.

Also drunk muthafurckasssss!
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Old Jun 30th, 2012, 06:08 PM       
you came to the right messageboard while drunk

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Old Jun 30th, 2012, 06:17 PM       
this is where the cool people are at
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