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Old Jul 10th, 2012, 11:41 PM       
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THE DEUCE IS A BOY
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Old Jul 10th, 2012, 11:59 PM       
You had a shit that was a boy? That's impressive.


Sometimes I feel like I'm carrying something that needs an ultrasound.
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Old Jul 11th, 2012, 12:11 AM       
I'm pinching a loaf right now.
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Old Jul 11th, 2012, 12:41 PM       
Happy free Slurpee day!
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Old Jul 11th, 2012, 02:28 PM       
I just got offered a job you guys, but being lazy for 14 months was really fun so it's bittersweet
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Old Jul 11th, 2012, 03:37 PM       
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Happy free Slurpee day!
Thanks internet!!! Brb
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

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Old Jul 11th, 2012, 04:14 PM       
EVERYONE'S FREE SLURPEE IS ON ME TODAY, FRIENDS
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Old Jul 11th, 2012, 05:10 PM       
1) I'm pretty sure linking to SA is a bannable offense here, but that crayon-bird-drawing thing they have on Goldmine looks so exactly like something that would be done here it poses a strong argument for some sort of halfassed convergent evolution.

2) I read a thing about the only Roman Catholic priest ever executed and it's fascinating.
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Old Jul 11th, 2012, 07:52 PM       
*edit- in the US. In the US. I'm pretty sure St. Maxmilien Mary Kolbe and a good chunk of martyrs would qualify for "in general".
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Old Jul 12th, 2012, 06:11 PM       
FUN FACT FOR THE DAY: searching for "coughing" in google images brings up pictures of people giving an invisible man a blowjob.
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Old Jul 13th, 2012, 04:02 PM       
Womti I'm going to give you 12 hours to make a case for why I shouldn't ban you. Post it in this thread. No less than 500 words. Cite your sources.

If it passes I'll leave you alone for now, but shitty spelling and grammar is an automatic ban so watch out. And have fun!
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Old Jul 13th, 2012, 09:31 PM       
6 hours 30 minutes left

This is exciting
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Old Jul 13th, 2012, 10:24 PM       
That's not entirely fair; you should have had the deadline fall during public library open hours.
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Old Jul 13th, 2012, 11:11 PM       
OH MILHOUSE, YOU SLY BOOTS YOU
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Old Jul 14th, 2012, 05:09 AM       
It would've been kinda fun if he had actually written something
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Old Jul 14th, 2012, 01:20 PM       
I think the implied pedophilia was more than enough to save him

but that's just one guy's opinion

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Old Jul 15th, 2012, 03:07 PM       
So I figured out why people with fucked up spines like myself are not supposed to try lifting or using weed-eaters.

Feel like my got-danged arms are going to fall off, when they feel anything at all.

Also got it wrapped up in the neighbors' chain link fence in very short order.
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Old Jul 15th, 2012, 04:59 PM       
You don't have Mexicans out there?
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Old Jul 15th, 2012, 06:56 PM       
Ohio is like the bed bug capital of the world. So yes, they are present.
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Old Jul 16th, 2012, 10:21 AM       


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