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Old Jul 16th, 2012, 12:52 PM       
Speaking of coughing, I was bragging to this girl the other day about how I don't get sick EVER, for which she was suitably impressed, and now just before our next date I have a disgusting guttural cough going on.

How many sentences can you think of that will require me to fashionably end/begin with a clearing of the throat? I need some way to cough incognito.
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Old Jul 16th, 2012, 03:15 PM       
I don't know, but thinking "Wow, I haven't been sick in a long time" is a rookie mistake. Not that I subscribe to any particular philosophy that believes in the causality, but I swear every damn time I have that thought I always get sick right afterward.
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Old Jul 16th, 2012, 09:27 PM       
Your best bet is probably to drink something hot and try coughing it all up before.
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Old Jul 17th, 2012, 07:27 PM       
I just got over a pretty nasty illness that had occupied my body for 4 days. Best thing to do, run/jog or do something where you're being active for about 10 minutes where you're basically going to sweat it out.
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Old Jul 17th, 2012, 08:10 PM       
My doctor always recommends that I over exert myself when I'm ill.
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Old Jul 17th, 2012, 10:00 PM       
Stop sweatin' me.
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Old Jul 17th, 2012, 10:35 PM       
jerking off like 8 times is the way to get healthy
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Old Jul 18th, 2012, 01:21 AM       
Is that how you had a baby?
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Old Jul 18th, 2012, 02:43 AM       
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Old Jul 18th, 2012, 05:18 AM       
HOW I HAD TWO BABIES
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Old Jul 18th, 2012, 01:15 PM       
Thank you 10k for the only actual serious suggestion.
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Old Jul 18th, 2012, 01:41 PM       
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Old Jul 18th, 2012, 01:58 PM       
The circle (jerk) of life.
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Old Jul 18th, 2012, 03:43 PM       
I had a serious suggestion.
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Old Jul 18th, 2012, 04:09 PM       
Well, what's going on? Are you coughing up green shit, is it just a sore throat, is it a dry cough, I have no idea what's going on. No need to take antibiotics if there's no sign of infection.
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Old Jul 18th, 2012, 05:02 PM       
Marijuana can cure it. I don't know what it is but Dr. Peter Tosh said it's good for (blank).
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Old Jul 18th, 2012, 08:55 PM       
Primo bud. That real sticky herb.
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Old Jul 19th, 2012, 09:19 AM       
So, I graduated yesterday. Had to get up on stage and shake the university chancellors hand whilst wearing hired robes.

Who's our university chancellor?

Patrick Stewart.

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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Old Jul 19th, 2012, 09:41 AM       
Shrub's Uni has a rule that prohibits asking him about Star Trek.

Shrub did not take the hint when I suggested there was no rule that barred licking his head.

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Old Jul 19th, 2012, 09:51 AM       
A girl hugged him. It was majorly awkward. Then she couldn't find her seat when she got down.

And I couldn't lick his head, he had robes of ceremony on, which involved a hat. I was also too short.
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Old Jul 19th, 2012, 10:23 AM       
I watched Safe House again the other night. I think I'd be battling lines from the movie in my head the entire ceremony.

Very neat though.

Henry Winkler spoke at the Ithaca graduation :/
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Old Jul 19th, 2012, 01:29 PM       
Hahahaha I watched Safe House last month. That was a horrible movie.
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Old Jul 19th, 2012, 03:42 PM       
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