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Old Aug 17th, 2012, 11:44 PM       
Do you have a pic of your exes boobs?
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Old Aug 17th, 2012, 11:54 PM       
The thing that I hate was that I broke up with a hot girl to be with her. She just seemed a lot more stable.



This is that girl. We did it in her parent's driveway at night, in a lake surrounded by people, in a public park, in the back of a pretty dead bar, and a ton of other places. The girl was a freak.
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Old Aug 17th, 2012, 11:55 PM       
Yeah, I wouldn't worry if she was talking to other guys either.
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Old Aug 18th, 2012, 12:13 AM       
yea you fucked up. you should've punched her in the face more
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Old Aug 18th, 2012, 12:17 AM       
Is that the style there? Giant ship medallions?
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Old Aug 18th, 2012, 12:27 AM       
Yeah, she stole that medallion from over my toilet. I got it back though, so don't worry. I can get small piss splashes on it once again.
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Old Aug 18th, 2012, 01:35 PM       
Elx is 20?

Sorry to hear the bad news, Koko. Or is it not actually sad news? Am I sorry to hear this or not? I never saw you as a marriage type of guy though.
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Old Aug 18th, 2012, 02:00 PM       
It's not sad news at all. It's sad that I didn't get my ex wife, but there are other future ex wives out there. What's sad is having to leave her brother's house and head back to mother's. Mother is big on Jesus, and likes to push religion on everyone around her.
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Old Aug 18th, 2012, 03:35 PM       
I'd like to push my god on your moms titties.
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Old Aug 18th, 2012, 03:41 PM       
I didn't know you had such love for the elderly, Tadao. I'll introduce you to mother if you like. I think you'd make a good pop pop.
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Old Aug 18th, 2012, 05:42 PM       
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The thing that I hate was that I broke up with a hot girl to be with her. She just seemed a lot more stable.



This is that girl. We did it in her parent's driveway at night, in a lake surrounded by people, in a public park, in the back of a pretty dead bar, and a ton of other places. The girl was a freak.
What year was this taken in? I haven't seen that color yellow in a long time.
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Old Aug 18th, 2012, 07:45 PM       
It was taken 3 months ago, but I have the first version of the iphone. It doesn't have any kind of auto anything. It's a slow piece of shit, but it was free.
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Old Aug 18th, 2012, 10:52 PM       
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I didn't know you had such love for the elderly, Tadao. I'll introduce you to mother if you like. I think you'd make a good pop pop.
I don't wanna marry her geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
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Old Aug 19th, 2012, 01:26 AM       
SUP FAGS?
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Old Aug 19th, 2012, 02:06 AM       
Sup ******
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Old Aug 19th, 2012, 03:46 AM       
I would have given her the bat signal
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Old Aug 19th, 2012, 04:40 AM       
how come her vagina is slanted
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Old Aug 19th, 2012, 03:35 PM       
So I downloaded the Lost Boys Rifftrax and totally forgot that I lived in Santa Cruz for a few years.
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Old Aug 19th, 2012, 03:58 PM       
STAB SANTA CRUZ
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Old Aug 19th, 2012, 04:17 PM       
So many drug adventures
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Old Aug 19th, 2012, 04:18 PM       
If you want stabbings and sharp edged mutilation. You want Eureka.
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Old Aug 19th, 2012, 04:22 PM       
Ok, revisited Stab SC. Turns out the do the whole county. that includes Watsonville. It's a giant Tijuana there.
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Old Aug 19th, 2012, 04:46 PM       
I just made some beef ribs and ate one whole rib before I realized the shit was raw inside. That'll teach me to mindlessly eat while watching shows on the computer.
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Old Aug 19th, 2012, 09:57 PM       
does being engaged really mean that much nowadays? it seems so casual and super easy to call on and off
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Old Aug 19th, 2012, 11:16 PM       
Does being married mean that much either, haha. RELIGION AND TRADITION, rolleyes
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