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Schimid · #1

I think every red-blooded male in the whole world has kicked a cat at least once in their life.

Not really hard or anything, just a little nudge when no-one's looking. I just find them so kickable. They always come up to you constantly and just meowing and looking up at you like they want something and then just rubbing up on your leg and pacing back and forth around your shin. And they don't even do anything when you kick them, just run away and hide between kickings.

There are three cats in my house, and I'm constantly shoving two of them away. I do it to my girlfriend's cat even more often when she leaves the room.

Is there something wrong with me? They're just so fleshy and soft and vulnerable

liquidstatik · #2

that sounds horrible. :[

Immortal Goat · #3

There is nothing wrong with kicking a cat. Just don't tell Willie.

DamnthatDavid · #4

never kicked a animal... younger brothers, walls, doors, signs, etc. etc. but never a defenseless animal.

Well... used a mouse on a sticky trap as a frizbee once, but never kicked it.

Mike · #5

Kicking a cat is wrong. Red-blooded and male doesn't enter into it. Not in the least.

Fathom Zero · #6

I've kicked a cat, though not to reassure myself of my masculinity.

Guitar Woman · #7

poor kitty

ArrowX · #8

Your not supposed to like Punt the thing, you can shove it around with the on lenolium for a guiltless laugh.

Fathom Zero · #9

No, I kicked the little bastard out the door.

GADZOOKS · #10

You people are monsters. If you guys want to be males why don't you jump off a cliff.

ArrowX · #11

I did that and broke my leg, I then punched a mail lady in the throat to regain my lost Masculinity

Fathom Zero · #12

I don't have to kick a cat to appear manly, I radiate manliness.
I did it because I hated the cat and he didn't like to be touched. So I kicked him out the door. I dunno why I even had a cat.

kahljorn · #13

I used to have this cat that was quite amazing ! He'd go on walks without a leash and follow us to the park etc., but he also had a MEOW like a SQUAWK. EVERY MORNING he would want to go outside and he would SQUAWK until you did so. He usually started squawking at like 4 in the morning sometimes earlier depending on when he wanted out. His squawking never stopped, it was nonstop for like three or four hours until we let him out.
I kicked that cat alot, usually I'd just tap his head or something but one time I kicked him somewhat hard and he flew like two feet and then slid on the tile into a wall..

Gorlack the Destroyer · #14

I love to kick CATS. Especially when I send all zerg. send all zerg, for great justice.

Sicktodeathmx · #15

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Originally Posted by kahljorn

I used to have this cat that was quite amazing ! He'd go on walks without a leash and follow us to the park etc., but he also had a MEOW like a SQUAWK. EVERY MORNING he would want to go outside and he would SQUAWK until you did so. He usually started squawking at like 4 in the morning sometimes earlier depending on when he wanted out. His squawking never stopped, it was nonstop for like three or four hours until we let him out.
I kicked that cat alot, usually I'd just tap his head or something but one time I kicked him somewhat hard and he flew like two feet and then slid on the tile into a wall..

I have a cat that only squeaks!
Its precious!

Sicktodeathmx · #16

And kicking kitty cats is horribly horribly wrong.

You make me sad

Gorlack the Destroyer · #17

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Originally Posted by kahljorn

but he also had a MEOW like a SQUAWK. EVERY MORNING he would want to go outside and he would SQUAWK until you did so. He usually started squawking at like 4 in the morning sometimes earlier depending on when he wanted out. His squawking never stopped, it was nonstop for like three or four hours until we let him out.
..

thats a parrot.

Misdemonar · #18

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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS

You people are monsters. If you guys want to be males why don't you jump off a cliff.

I might do that...I might do that right now...

Juttin · #19

Why would you hit a kitty? They're so dumb, and wobbly, and cat-like.

Chojin · #20

Kicking cats is WRONG.

Applying the drop-cathold, however...

DamnthatDavid · #21

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If you guys want to be males why don't you jump off a cliff.

Funny thing... was at a lake today with friends boating, and we found a cliff wall about 30+ feet above the water. The depth finder on the boat reported a good 40-60 feet of empty water at the base of the cliff... so of course we had to jump off. Multiple times. Pictures to come.

Trash · #22

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Originally Posted by Gorlack the Destroyer

I love to kick CATS. Especially when I send all zerg. send all zerg, for great justice.

Sorry, but this comment arrived 5 years too late.

kahljorn · #23

"I have a cat that only squeaks! "

I have a cat that does the exact same thing, we call it his silent meows but sometimes they come out as squeeks or puberty voice breakage. He was the kitten we had with the squawking cat, and when we got him he could meow. He was probably traumatized by the constant squawking. He has two different coloured eyes.
He had a baby kitten with another cat and the baby does the same type of meows. I'm breeding silent cats.