Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > Gaming 'n Toys
FAQ Members List Calendar Today's Posts

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #226  
Guitar Woman Guitar Woman is offline
Drugs+drugs+rock+roll
Guitar Woman's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Portland, OR
Guitar Woman is probably a real personGuitar Woman is probably a real person
Old Nov 16th, 2008, 04:16 PM       
Viewtiful Joe also just sucks
Reply With Quote
  #227  
Bahmo Bahmo is offline
Member
Bahmo's Avatar
Join Date: Nov 2008
Bahmo is probably a spambot
Old Nov 16th, 2008, 05:43 PM       
I personally liked it until it got difficult.
Reply With Quote
  #228  
Jeff The Ninja Jeff The Ninja is offline
Title
Jeff The Ninja's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Saskatoon Canada
Jeff The Ninja is probably a spambot
Old Nov 17th, 2008, 12:21 AM       
Mirrors Edge eats shit. Same with Braid.


Bionic Commando Rearmed is suprisingly good, despite how shitty the NES game is.
__________________
Always bet on Duke

Founder of the E.P.O.A.E.P.I.C.A.P.H.W.H. Looking for Recruits

XBL Gamertag: KING HATESTAR
Reply With Quote
  #229  
ItalianStereotype ItalianStereotype is offline
Legislacerator
ItalianStereotype's Avatar
Join Date: May 2002
Location: HELL, where all hot things are
ItalianStereotype is probably pretty okItalianStereotype is probably pretty okItalianStereotype is probably pretty okItalianStereotype is probably pretty okItalianStereotype is probably pretty ok
Old Nov 17th, 2008, 05:19 AM       
I'm still all about Guilty Gear, y'all just some haters.

Madden though, that shit is super lame.
__________________
I could just scream
Reply With Quote
  #230  
Karmapolice Karmapolice is offline
Prince Appalling
Karmapolice's Avatar
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Hoosier State, Amurka F*** Yeah
Karmapolice is probably a spambot
Old Nov 17th, 2008, 10:45 AM       
Killzone and probably Killzone 2. They touted the game as a "Halo killer" but turned out to be another average game. And they were sending viral videos of the second one even before PS3 came out and so far not even a public beta is in sight.
__________________
"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me--so let's just do this, and I'll get back to killing you with beer." ~ Homer Simpson
Reply With Quote
  #231  
Guitar Woman Guitar Woman is offline
Drugs+drugs+rock+roll
Guitar Woman's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Portland, OR
Guitar Woman is probably a real personGuitar Woman is probably a real person
Old Nov 17th, 2008, 10:50 AM       
Far Cry

The only thing I really like here is how enemy models get bullet holes in them wherever you shoot them
Reply With Quote
  #232  
Dimnos Dimnos is offline
LOVES the tubal ligation!
Dimnos's Avatar
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Baseball Town, TX
Dimnos is probably a real personDimnos is probably a real person
Old Nov 17th, 2008, 04:41 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeff The Ninja View Post
Mirrors Edge eats shit. Same with Braid.


Bionic Commando Rearmed is suprisingly good, despite how shitty the NES game is.

Shut your mouth! Bionic Commando was the best game on the old NES
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
Exactly. Life's too short to not be ejaculating as often as possible
Reply With Quote
  #233  
Jeff The Ninja Jeff The Ninja is offline
Title
Jeff The Ninja's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Saskatoon Canada
Jeff The Ninja is probably a spambot
Old Nov 17th, 2008, 06:02 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dimnos View Post
Shut your mouth! Bionic Commando was the best game on the old NES
you are only saying that because you like 8 bit gore.
__________________
Always bet on Duke

Founder of the E.P.O.A.E.P.I.C.A.P.H.W.H. Looking for Recruits

XBL Gamertag: KING HATESTAR
Reply With Quote
  #234  
Grislygus Grislygus is offline
Ancient Mariner
Grislygus's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2006
Grislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contest
Old Nov 17th, 2008, 06:04 PM       
If Bionic Commando, of all things, was shitty, then so was EVERY GAME on the fucking thing
__________________
IT'S A GOOFY BALL, MATTHEW. NOT A SUPER COMPUTER.
Reply With Quote
  #235  
Sam Sam is offline
The Unicorn
Sam's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Sam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contest
Old Nov 17th, 2008, 07:06 PM       
GUYS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND BIONIC COMMANDO IS SHITTY BECAUSE YOU CANNOT JUMP OR GIVE YOUR OPPONENT AN EXPLODER SUPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #236  
Guitar Woman Guitar Woman is offline
Drugs+drugs+rock+roll
Guitar Woman's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Portland, OR
Guitar Woman is probably a real personGuitar Woman is probably a real person
Old Nov 17th, 2008, 08:18 PM       
waaaaaaaah I can't handle NES difficulty this game is terrible
Reply With Quote
  #237  
Jeff The Ninja Jeff The Ninja is offline
Title
Jeff The Ninja's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Saskatoon Canada
Jeff The Ninja is probably a spambot
Old Nov 17th, 2008, 08:29 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grislygus View Post
If Bionic Commando, of all things, was shitty, then so was EVERY GAME on the fucking thing
see, the thing is that if i play a NES game, i would much rather play Ninja Gaiden, or Super Mario Bros, or power blade or Double Dragon.

A couple of months ago, i bought Rearmed and after a few hours of playing it, i pretty much like "Holy shit, this game is fucking awesome. Maybe i was wrong about the NES version this whole time." So i fire it up on my PC, and it was just as bad as i remember it being. Its not like Bionic Commando was completely revolting, but it felt so mediocre that i can not possibly fathom how that game has so much popularity.
__________________
Always bet on Duke

Founder of the E.P.O.A.E.P.I.C.A.P.H.W.H. Looking for Recruits

XBL Gamertag: KING HATESTAR
Reply With Quote
  #238  
Guitar Woman Guitar Woman is offline
Drugs+drugs+rock+roll
Guitar Woman's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Portland, OR
Guitar Woman is probably a real personGuitar Woman is probably a real person
Old Nov 17th, 2008, 08:31 PM       
You're an idiot is how
Reply With Quote
  #239  
Grislygus Grislygus is offline
Ancient Mariner
Grislygus's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2006
Grislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contest
Old Nov 18th, 2008, 01:43 PM       
Considering how unbelievably lame Power Blade was, and further considering that the only people who pretend to like it are Seanbaby fans, there's not really much room to talk about mediocre games
__________________
IT'S A GOOFY BALL, MATTHEW. NOT A SUPER COMPUTER.
Reply With Quote
  #240  
Bahmo Bahmo is offline
Member
Bahmo's Avatar
Join Date: Nov 2008
Bahmo is probably a spambot
Old Nov 18th, 2008, 02:31 PM       
As I said on the DKU, in terms of a whole series taken together, the award for Most Overrated probably has to go to Mario Kart. Simply put, it has very little actual gameplay; only luck, and punishing good players and rewarding bad ones, which MK does with reckless abandon by giving great items to the guys in last place, and having the best items harass the leader, is a stupid, unfair, and enraging design choice.
Reply With Quote
  #241  
Zomboid Zomboid is offline
The Wolf
Zomboid's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Give me the coffee and no one gets hurt! LOL
Zomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contest
Old Nov 18th, 2008, 02:47 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeff The Ninja View Post
Mirrors Edge eats shit. Same with Braid.


Bionic Commando Rearmed is suprisingly good, despite how shitty the NES game is.
You're just a fucking idiot. I was really hoping that you'd died in that period you were gone.
__________________

That was very funny. Well done.
Reply With Quote
  #242  
Grislygus Grislygus is offline
Ancient Mariner
Grislygus's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2006
Grislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contest
Old Nov 18th, 2008, 02:50 PM       
What the hell is a DKU
__________________
IT'S A GOOFY BALL, MATTHEW. NOT A SUPER COMPUTER.
Reply With Quote
  #243  
Sam Sam is offline
The Unicorn
Sam's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Sam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contest
Old Nov 18th, 2008, 03:01 PM       
DONKEY KONG UNIVERSITY
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #244  
Grislygus Grislygus is offline
Ancient Mariner
Grislygus's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2006
Grislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contest
Old Nov 18th, 2008, 03:06 PM       
FUCK DKU, MAN, CALL THEMSELVES A PARTY COLLEGE?!
__________________
IT'S A GOOFY BALL, MATTHEW. NOT A SUPER COMPUTER.
Reply With Quote
  #245  
Bahmo Bahmo is offline
Member
Bahmo's Avatar
Join Date: Nov 2008
Bahmo is probably a spambot
Old Nov 18th, 2008, 04:01 PM       
Donkey Kong Universe. They were a cool forum, until their asswipes of mods kicked me out.
Reply With Quote
  #246  
Grislygus Grislygus is offline
Ancient Mariner
Grislygus's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2006
Grislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contest
Old Nov 18th, 2008, 04:03 PM       
THEY KICKED ME OUT FOR HAVING A BEER BONG IN MY DORM, MAN, FUCKIN LAME AN SHIT
__________________
IT'S A GOOFY BALL, MATTHEW. NOT A SUPER COMPUTER.
Reply With Quote
  #247  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Tadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contestTadao won the popularity contest
Old Nov 18th, 2008, 08:58 PM       
Dirty Kikes United!
Reply With Quote
  #248  
Nick Nick is offline
pickled
Nick's Avatar
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Bama
Nick is probably a spambot
Old Nov 18th, 2008, 09:36 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bahmo View Post
As I said on the DKU, in terms of a whole series taken together, the award for Most Overrated probably has to go to Mario Kart. Simply put, it has very little actual gameplay; only luck, and punishing good players and rewarding bad ones, which MK does with reckless abandon by giving great items to the guys in last place, and having the best items harass the leader, is a stupid, unfair, and enraging design choice.
Am I the only who automatically thought he was referring to Mortal Kombat there for a second.
__________________
"RAAARGH! DOMO-KUN SMASH PUNY WEBSITE!"
Reply With Quote
  #249  
Sam Sam is offline
The Unicorn
Sam's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Sam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contestSam won the popularity contest
Old Nov 18th, 2008, 09:42 PM       
As soon as he said overrated.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #250  
Nick Nick is offline
pickled
Nick's Avatar
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Bama
Nick is probably a spambot
Old Nov 18th, 2008, 09:54 PM       
Ah dayum!
__________________
"RAAARGH! DOMO-KUN SMASH PUNY WEBSITE!"
Reply With Quote
Reply



Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 02:09 AM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.