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mburbank · #1

I just want to say "Hi" and "Welcome" to our recent influx of newcomers. It's early days, but it seems to me there's some really great new blood here, and Gosh, but we sure do need it! Not to say I don't love all my old timer buddies here, but, well, I think any of us would admit we're plumb out of ideas. I think you new guys are just what we need to get back on our game, so thanks!

Anyway, welcome aboard, and the only thing I ask is that you use the words 'cunt' and 'fucktard' more often, because THOSE are guarantees of funniness!

Sicktodeathmx · #2

Lovely... And I thought you were being sarcastic... Cunt. JK... I would rather rub the frozen fetii. So what is everyone here into? I know there are a lot of people who share my musical intrests, but other than that, what do you crazy kids do?

sexy · #3

Ok first you dont wannabe called names and dont want us new comers and now you want us to call you a cunt and stay?

geesh

Rez · #4

DA NEW BASEMENT JAXX IS GRAET.

Anonymous · #5

Don't mind burbank, he's merely annoyed because his fucktard boyfriend Vinth has been giving him shit lately. I really hope they patch things up soon, they seemed so perfect for each other.

They used to drink cum out of each other's asses with a crazy straw and everything!

mburbank · #6

Okay, great, just great. I just want to say you new folks are doing a fine job of getting your feet under you, so 'well done', especially 'Sexy', which by the way is a really *cute* user name and can be taken a lot of different ways, which is really different.

As to what I'm into, I really, REALLY like free floating hostility, especially when it's coupled with the same sort of language you can find on pretty much any message board. I don't like to think when I'm being insulted, and I'm really impressed by repetition. I'm also really into new folks making little or no effort to find out where they ar and what a place is all about and just diving right in! So Kudos.

A little not to sicktodeath, and I hope you'll take this as constructive criticism. You're a little too original for my tastes. I really am more comfortaable with sort of run of the mill, idiot hostility. Think of a dull normal six year old who just learned how to cuss and doesn't know anyone else ever did. THAT's what this site needs, and the more of it the better! Don't worry, you'll catch on and in no time you'll be a real great addition to this board like all the other people who just showed up who are pretty much exactly the same as each other.

HeyFuckYou · #7

Eat a booger.

DamnthatDavid · #8

Hilarious! Boogies!
It's funny cause it's green.

Anonymous · #9

Burbank: A fucktard who speaks in fucktard sentences!

1. "A little not to sicktodeath..."

Evil Empire Enterprises

Where we run fucktard into the ground!

mburbank · #10

OMG, Heyfuckyou, what a hillarious user name! I swear to god, I laughed REALLY hard when I saw that! You hit the nail on the head as far as having the same sense of humor and free floating hostility as a lot of other poeple! And that thing about the 'booger'! Well, lets just say you could cut and paste that response, never type anything new and do just as well or better than anything else you could come up with. Kudos to you, you funny, funny, new guy.

Damnthatdavid, you're practically an 'old timer' by now, but the way you showed an in depth knowledge of the site while still trotting out stale old crap was great! It kind of mixed things up, but not very much at all, which is just how we like our mixing up around here! Keep up the great work! But not too great! Just kidding! Not! No, I was just kidding!

Professor Cool · #11

I think Rog or any of the other admins should just ban everyone who signed up in the past two weeks.

HeyFuckYou · #12

Alright Panama Jack, It's about time you dust your drapes.

sexy · #13

Cool-
I think we should stick you in the washer head first and turn it on super wash..

ScruU2wice · #14

how are you gonna close the door

mburbank · #15

I just saw Heyfuckyou on the Most Recent Response column on the general blabber board and I laughed really heard again. I don't know, it's just like your user name is SAYING 'hey, fuck YOU!' to anyone who reads it, and that's just really, really funny. I think I'll probably laugh every time I read it and just from thinking about it as well.

As for you, Mad Max, what are you so mad ABOUT, you Fucktard Cunt! Get it? Fucktard CUNT!!!

HeyFuckYou · #16

That's my plan, pudly. Soon you'll be saying my name out of habit and you'll get fisted.

Anonymous · #17

mburbanth: Damn, and you were doing such a good job at ignoring me too. Hey, Belinda, go back to slamming Vinth, you're funnier that way.

Evil Empire Enterprises

Where we now cater to Cunts as well as Fucktards!

The Retro Kat · #18

BUT THAT WASN'T THE ONLY TIME CHUCK, OUR SCHOOL JANITOR, IF YOU FORGOT, SEXED UP MAX. HEHE, OH NO. I WAS IN THE CAFATERIA, AND ONE OF THE LUNCH LADIES LET ME SEE THE KITCHEN, AND I SAW A BATHROOM AND I WAS ALL LIKE" CAN I USE IT?" AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE" THAT'S THE STAFF BATHROOM, BUT SURE" SO I WENT IN THERE AND I SAW MAX ON HIS KNEES WITH CHUCK BUTTING HIM UP THE BUTT. JUST THEN, CHUCK HAD A HEART ATTACK. IT WAS SAD, AND MAX WAS STUCK BECAUSE CHUCK HAD RIGOMORTUS. I ALMOST DIDNT NOTICE IT WAS MAX BCAUSE HE HAD WHITE JUICE ALL OVER HIS FACE, BUT I REALIZED IT WAS HIM CAUSE I SAW THE RILLY SMALL AND WEIRD LOOKING PENER AGAIN. LOO, ITS KINDA MIS SHAPED. RIP CHUCK. RIPPED MAX.

Anonymous · #19

BUT THAT WASN'T THE ONLY TIME CHUCK, OUR SCHOOL JANITOR, IF YOU FORGOT, SEXED UP RETRO. HEHE, OH NO. I WAS IN THE CAFATERIA, AND ONE OF THE LUNCH LADIES LET ME SEE THE KITCHEN, AND I SAW A BATHROOM AND I WAS ALL LIKE" CAN I USE IT?" AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE" THAT'S THE STAFF BATHROOM, BUT SURE" SO I WENT IN THERE AND I SAW RETRO ON HIS KNEES WITH CHUCK BUTTING HIM UP THE BUTT. JUST THEN, CHUCK HAD A HEART ATTACK. IT WAS SAD, AND RETRO WAS STUCK BECAUSE CHUCK HAD RIGOMORTUS. I ALMOST DIDNT NOTICE IT WAS RETRO BCAUSE HE HAD WHITE JUICE ALL OVER HIS FACE, BUT I REALIZED IT WAS HIM CAUSE I SAW THE RILLY SMALL AND WEIRD LOOKING PENER AGAIN. LOO, ITS KINDA MIS SHAPED. RIP CHUCK. RIPPED RETRO.

Evil Robot · #20

Enough with the words "chick", "nice ass", and "sex". None of you will need to use these words again where your all headed. WELCOME TO I-MOCKERY, PREPARE TO GROW OLD AND DIE ALONE.

Brandon · #21

General Blabber has really gone to shit lately, hasn't it?

Protoclown · #22

The threads started by Max Burbank and Jixby are about the only saving grace these days, but they quickly go to shit because they attract clueless newbies like flies.