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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 09:16 PM       
Who gives a shit, I'm not looking for a date. I'm about to take a shower and I'll be serviced good, just you wait fucktard.
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 09:18 PM       
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Who gives a shit, I'm not looking for a date. I'm about to take a shower and I'll be serviced good, just you wait fucktard.
FUCKTARD! CLASSIC!
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 10:14 PM       
"Evil Empire Enterprises"

Did your mom let you stick that up on the basement door and EVERYTHING???

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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 10:16 PM       
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Who gives a shit, I'm not looking for a date. I'm about to take a shower and I'll be serviced good, just you wait fucktard.
That made so much sense.
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 10:17 PM       
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 10:22 PM       
OOOOOOOOOOOH! BURN! CHECK MY REGISTRATION DATE BURN!!!! BOOYA!!!!! DUDE YOU ROCK! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? NO WAIT, I DONT WANT TO DISTURB YOU FROM YOUR INTERNET!!!!
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 11:33 PM       
Registrations dates aren't as stupid as post counts, at least.
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 11:43 PM        Re: A BIG "HELLO"
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Anyway, welcome aboard, and the only thing I ask is that you use the words 'cunt' and 'fucktard' more often, because THOSE are guarantees of funniness!
I haven't used those, and I plan not to. I'm not trying to be funny, either, I'm kind of trying to carry out as much conversation as is possible on a message board. I know simply posting in this thread, being a "newcomer", is enough to get me verbally abused by the likes of Max Burbank and stuff, but I really don't care. Have any of you "newcomers" actually read the stuff on the actual I-Mockery site? Most of those very people whom you're trying to verbally spar with are some of the most interesting writers I've ever... seen? Read? Trying to spar with anyone who has something under "Visionary Darkness" is pretty much an invite to get your ass kicked, as well is sparring with anyone who's been here since day one. I've only been here a week or so, but I've known that since I signed up.

Okay, now that I've given my two cents, you can all abuse me now. Get it out of your systems.
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 11:46 PM       
jin: No fucktard, your mom let me stick that above her pussy, as she is officially EEE property now and as such is required to be my fuck slut as I see fit.

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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 11:52 PM       
Mad Max, I don't believe I ever asked you this: Do you like fromunda cheese?
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Old Nov 11th, 2003, 02:05 AM       
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Old Nov 11th, 2003, 02:54 AM       
I think it's funny watching y'all use fucktard like it's been just made up...

Ive heard the word fucktard ever since i started going in the fight room's .. IT'S NOTHING TO GET GIDDY OVER CUZ ITS BEEN USED MILLIONS OF TIME BEFORE..
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Old Nov 11th, 2003, 03:02 AM       
I think its funny that you think the word fucktard is something that had to be made up... cuntgoloid.
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Old Nov 11th, 2003, 07:15 AM       
My god, I'll bet you heard "fucktard" waaaaaaaaaay back in high school. Two years ago. Because you're soooooo old. And mature. Did I forget to mention mature? Because if there's anything that can be said about you from your posts so far, it's that you're mature.
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Old Nov 11th, 2003, 07:30 AM       
ooooooohhhhhh.

burrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnn

I think we're all aware fucktard isn't new.

And for the record, it's never really been funny.
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Old Nov 11th, 2003, 08:44 AM       
Yes it is. It means you are a retard that still gets laid.
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Old Nov 11th, 2003, 12:29 PM       
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Old Nov 11th, 2003, 01:13 PM       
WOW MAX, LOLOLOLOL!!!1!!!!!!!!!!11!!!YOU TOTALLY GOT ME, LIKE, WHEN YOU TOOK MY POST TALKING ABOUT THAT ONE TIME CHUCK DIED SEXING YOU, AND PUTTING RETRO INPLACE OF MAX. ROFLMAOLOOOLOOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!1!!!11!!!@!!
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Old Nov 11th, 2003, 01:20 PM       
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jin fucktard: No fucktard, your fucktard mom fucktard let fucktard me fucktard stick fucktard that fucktard above fucktard her fucktard pussy fucktard , as fucktard she fucktard is fucktard officially fucktard EEE property fucktard now fucktard and fucktard as fucktard such is fucktard required fucktard to be my fuck slut fucktard as I see fucktard fit.

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Old Nov 11th, 2003, 09:33 PM       
WOW RETRO, LOLOLOLOL!!!1!!!!!!!!!!11!!!YOU TOTALLY GOT ME, LIKE, WHEN YOU TOOK MY POST TALKING ABOUT THAT ONE TIME CHUCK DIED SEXING YOU, AND PUTTING MAX INPLACE OF RETRO. ROFLMAOLOOOLOOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!1!!!11!!!@!!
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Old Nov 11th, 2003, 09:57 PM       
you know, jesus could have saved this thread.
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Old Nov 12th, 2003, 10:08 AM       
Hi, I just want to say thanks to all the great creative folks that kept this thread going while I was honoring our nations veterans! You all did a great job, particularly when "Mad" Max ( that is so funny!) said that thing about someone's mom's pussy. Just the thought of someones mom even having a pussy is so out there and in your face (OMG someone's Mom's pussy on their face! HAH!) it just has to make you laugh even if it shocks you, but it's still the kind of thing you've heard before so it doesn't make you ahev to work, you just laugh, and laughing is the best.

Anyway, congratulations to all of you for making the effort, it's been really, really great! Keep it going!
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Old Nov 13th, 2003, 10:30 AM       
Dey's too much jibba jabba goin' on up in heeyah!

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Old Nov 13th, 2003, 01:26 PM       
how in God's name did kelly manage to ruin this thread?
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Old Nov 14th, 2003, 04:55 AM       
I LIKE LITTLE RICHARD :hat

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