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Old Feb 17th, 2003, 06:38 PM        *Jesus died for your sins*
~Hello everyone. I'd just like to tell you all that Jesus dies to save every human, including you! Jesus loved you and if you love him, the lord will embrace you into the kingdom of heaven! Please accept Jesus as your personal savior and come to the light of the Lord. ~ ~
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Old Feb 17th, 2003, 07:20 PM       
NOT ONLY DO YOU REEK OF BAD CHARACTER, YOU HAVE TO FUCK UP TWO FORUMS
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Old Feb 17th, 2003, 07:25 PM       
As I told Protoclown, I'm not a character. Spreading the love of god is hardly the way you put it. I'm simply trying to bring the light of god into your hearts.~ ~
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Old Feb 17th, 2003, 07:28 PM       
I thought he died because of Ponchus Pilot.
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Old Feb 17th, 2003, 07:32 PM       
Actually, Pilot was trying to get Him out. He offered the choice of crucifying either Jesus or Barabus (whose last name was Jesus).

They chose Jesus. Go figure.
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Old Feb 17th, 2003, 07:33 PM       
Funny how a lot of christians support the death penalty.....
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Old Feb 17th, 2003, 07:34 PM       
~The Roman Governor seemed played a role in the fate of the savior of mankind indeed. He is still the son of God, and still died for man's sins. Please love and accept Jesus as your savior and let God come in to your life.~ ~
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Old Feb 17th, 2003, 07:40 PM       
character or not, i really want to put my foot squarely in your ass
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Old Feb 17th, 2003, 08:04 PM       
Jesus saves, but I still prefer Ritcher.
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Old Feb 17th, 2003, 10:25 PM       
Here's another JC for all you Jesus Bashers.
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0001/0001_01.asp
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Old Feb 17th, 2003, 10:51 PM       
This thread makes Kevin
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Old Feb 17th, 2003, 11:31 PM       
Quote:
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Here's another JC for all you Jesus Bashers.
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0001/0001_01.asp
Didn't work.
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Old Feb 18th, 2003, 12:07 AM       
ITS FUCKING MAMMOTHCLITORIS
http://www.photopile.com/photos/Clit/family/911.jpg

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Old Feb 18th, 2003, 12:45 AM       
I'm believe in Jesus and I want to put my foot in this guy's ass as well.
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Old Feb 18th, 2003, 01:01 AM       
www.skitzofrenia.com/jeebus.htm
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Old Feb 18th, 2003, 04:03 AM       
Thanks for starting such a shocking topic.
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 12:30 AM       
ponchus pilot

HEY, JESUSFREAK! PROVE IT!
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 12:54 AM       
I love Jesus like I love other mythological figures.
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 01:05 AM       
I bet Jesus and Zeus party down every night.
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 01:09 AM       
Careful Jesus, those Greeks like ANAL.
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 01:44 AM       
My personal religion is science

YOU'RE WORDS TO NOT FAZE ME, IMPOSTER
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 01:13 AM       
Not only do they support the death penalty, but watch them walk all over a homeless guy to have their confrontations.

So it's a right to life until you're born, here's a cardboard box, good luck! Hmm?

Also, to all those that bomb abortion clinics: Does that mean "right to life" is a privilege, not a right? I mean, don't you think putting a bomb up a doctor's ass is murder as well?

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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 01:25 AM       
Like I alway say to the christians, I never asked Jesus to die for my sins.
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 02:20 AM       
I did. >snickers<
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Old Feb 20th, 2003, 02:22 AM       
Seriously though, my BIGGEST problem with Jesus freaks is their ever-persistent attempted conversions.

>knock knock<

"Hi, have you found Jesus?"

me: "No! I didn't know we were supposed to be LOOKING for him! You look next door, I'll look at the Adult Video Store!"

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