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Old Sep 8th, 2009, 09:18 PM       
I was going to draw you a picture asshole. FUCK U.
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Old Sep 8th, 2009, 09:23 PM       
That was some damn good blackberry cobbler. Except, why they gotta make blackberries with seeds?
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Old Sep 8th, 2009, 09:24 PM       
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it said "die"... if there had been an "i hate myself and want to" or even "i want to" that would have been a different story.
Maybe he was channeling a german ghost and you didn't let him finish the sentence.
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Old Sep 8th, 2009, 09:27 PM       
Pub Lover made a bilingual funny.
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Old Sep 8th, 2009, 10:03 PM       
Just don't ask me what other German words I know, because just like in bed, I'll come up short.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 12:30 AM       
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That was some damn good blackberry cobbler. Except, why they gotta make blackberries with seeds?
to punish you for trying to enjoy yourself NATURE IS CRUEL
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 09:08 AM       
I have a real date tonight.
With someone who isn't married, and he doesn't have a girlfriend either.
AREN'T YOU GUYS PROUD OF MEEEE?
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 09:16 AM       
SURE
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 09:20 AM       
I expected more encouragement.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 09:27 AM       
I'm proud of you Dix.

I'm also a suckup.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 09:54 AM       
i'm just always jealous of daters so i tend to be less than enthusiastic

I SHOULDA KEPT MY ATTITUDE UP MY BUTT WHERE IT BELONGS
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 10:53 AM       
I's happy. I already told you so! 60 yr. old men are my weakness, too.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 11:17 AM       
Got to sit next to a raving meth-head in the pharmacy as I was waiting for a refill. At least, I'm pretty sure he was a meth-head based on others I've seen. That was fun.

He was going up to everyone and babbling about how great massage chairs are.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 11:36 AM       
how bad were his teeth
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 11:40 AM       
Didn't see his teeth but the smell rolling off him was not good.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 11:45 AM       
Hey, this one is only 44! I haven't dated anyone older than 50 yet.

And Kitsa, those massage chairs can be pretty awesome even without meth.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 11:55 AM       
:P

And they're wayyyyyyyyy better with meth. Trust me.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 12:09 PM       
Saw a lady at work today wider than she was tall, mullet, no teeth, pink cardigan, fake denim leggings, leg warmers instead of socks, and sandles.

Immediately thought of you Kitsa, and also my lack of camera.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 12:15 PM       
why did you immediately think of me? I'm not that bad off yet.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 12:23 PM       
I thought of you in that you would have liked to have seen her.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 12:26 PM       
Ohhhh. Yes, that's true.

My mother said she saw someone today walking around with a giant 3XL sticker stuck to their butt.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 12:30 PM       
I recently bought some new work trousers, khaki ones with large pockets and knee pads. You can get them in size 132, I am size 92.

Who, with a trouser size of 132, would be doing enough work to warrant work trousers?
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 02:23 PM       
Where is Finland lately?

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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 02:40 PM       
Isnt he busy feeling up cadavers or something?
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 02:40 PM       
My mother has started pronouncing it like him. :/
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