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Old Nov 12th, 2009, 09:53 PM       
Yeah, I used to drink a lot, but after I started dexing regularly I realized how awful it was. Fuck yeah, depression and telling people shit that makes you look like an idiot.

Alcohol is also really, really bad for you.
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Old Nov 12th, 2009, 09:56 PM       
I happen to like feeling depressed and telling people things that make me look like an idiot.
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Old Nov 12th, 2009, 09:58 PM       
Although I still love the shit out of spiced rum, and Oregon microbrews, and white russians, and pina coladas.
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Old Nov 12th, 2009, 10:00 PM       
BOOZE IS WONDERFUL
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Old Nov 12th, 2009, 10:07 PM       
And gin, I really like gin

I've never had whiskey but I probably should before I lose interest completely and become a heroin addict. I might try Jameson just because of how fucking manly the commercials are.

And Wild Turkey, both 100 proof and rye variants.
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Old Nov 12th, 2009, 10:09 PM       
my woman baked me four pies today :O
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Old Nov 12th, 2009, 10:15 PM       
are they for our L4D2 party next week? :o
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Old Nov 12th, 2009, 10:17 PM       
They're for the Pie Orgy.
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Old Nov 12th, 2009, 10:18 PM       
DUH, WHICH IS PART OF THE L4D2 PARTY NEXT WEEK

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Old Nov 12th, 2009, 10:20 PM       
Too bad I'm not playing it.
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Old Nov 12th, 2009, 10:22 PM       
OH WELL, THAT DOESN'T STOP THE PARTY, NOR THE PIE ORGY
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Old Nov 12th, 2009, 10:25 PM       
Fathom Zero is too GOOD for a pie orgy.
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Old Nov 12th, 2009, 10:40 PM       
I'm pissed I'm missing it.
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Old Nov 12th, 2009, 11:24 PM       
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Old Nov 12th, 2009, 11:42 PM       
It's okay, I'm gonna microwave an orange.
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Old Nov 12th, 2009, 11:43 PM       
I hate oranges
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Old Nov 12th, 2009, 11:44 PM       
That isn't true, I love to eat oranges.
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Old Nov 13th, 2009, 12:02 AM       
I'm not gonna eat it.
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Old Nov 13th, 2009, 12:04 AM       
IS THAT SOME KIND OF LEWD SEX JOKE?
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Old Nov 13th, 2009, 12:10 AM       
No actually, I just thought it would me amusing to microwave an orange.
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Old Nov 13th, 2009, 12:11 AM       
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Old Nov 13th, 2009, 12:40 AM       
THATS A LIVING LIFE FORM, GORDON GEKKO

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Old Nov 13th, 2009, 09:28 AM       
Heh. My dad just had shoulder surgery last week, his arm is in a sling.

The substitute dentist walked into the room and slapped him square on the shoulder in greeting, then said, "OH, GUESS I SHOULDN'T BE DOING THAT, YOU HAVE A SLING"...then proceeded to do it two more times during the visit.

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Old Nov 13th, 2009, 11:24 AM       
I hope your dad's arm heals quickly Kitsa.


Funny story for Oxblood: I used to work with this guy named Christian. He grew up in Germany and moved to the United States when he was about 25. He watched the original "DIE HARD" when he was still in Germany so everyone was German dubbed. A number of years later he ended up watching "DIE HARD" after getting to the U.S. Halfway through the movie he asked someone why were the terrorists still speaking German but everyone else was speaking English. His friend then replied with "What? They're speaking German because they're the bad guys."



He didn't find it as funny at first but he laughs at it now.
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Old Nov 13th, 2009, 01:07 PM       
Oh those silly crouts.
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