Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > General Blabber
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
WhiteRat WhiteRat is offline
Beloved Cunt
WhiteRat's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: San Antonio, TX
WhiteRat is probably pretty okWhiteRat is probably pretty okWhiteRat is probably pretty okWhiteRat is probably pretty okWhiteRat is probably pretty ok
Old Dec 19th, 2006, 09:16 AM        I'm getting deployed
Rejoice! For you won't have to read any of my threads about spiders or smashing up a piece of shit van for a few months. I'm getting deployed in a few weeks to Iraq. I'm very excited but admittedly a bit nervous as the deployment date creeps closer. I can't say I expect my time there to go without incident.

Unlike the Army or Marines, the Air Force's deployments typically run from 4-6 months, although there is talk of extending them a few months. Fortunately for me, I'm only going to be there for the 4-6. Even with the shorter time, I'll still come back with a sizable paycheck (at least in my terms. it'll be more money than I've ever had) and I'm sure I'll have some interesting stories to tell (no prison abuse bullshit, I have integrity and morales).

I'm getting a camera before I leave and if anyone is interested I'd be more than happy to try to post pictures and or updates with what little internet access I'll be able to have.

For now I'm going to enjoy enjoy the insanity that is the i-mockery forums and then it's off to the desert where maybe I'll play chess with the ghost of Juttin's dad or something.
__________________
...and so Hurley said: "Get your money, man. Don't be no couch potato hustla."
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Protoclown Protoclown is offline
The Goddamned Batman
Protoclown's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Richmond, VA
Protoclown is probably a spambot
Old Dec 19th, 2006, 09:18 AM       
Good luck. Make sure you come back in one piece.
__________________
"It's like I'm livin' in a stinkin' poop rainbow." - Cordelia Burbank
Reply With Quote
  #3  
FartinMowler FartinMowler is offline
Banned
FartinMowler's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: incoherant
FartinMowler sucks
Old Dec 19th, 2006, 09:46 AM       
I hope they send you some where boring and uneventful...
Reply With Quote
  #4  
sadie sadie is offline
ineffable
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: ineffability
sadie is probably a spambot
Old Dec 19th, 2006, 10:03 AM       
yah, i'm sure iraq is filled with boring, uneventful places right now.
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Crimson Ghost Crimson Ghost is offline
The Selfish Gene Hunter
Crimson Ghost's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: The Greatest State in the Union
Crimson Ghost is probably a spambot
Old Dec 19th, 2006, 10:42 AM       
Just remember, There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #6  
executioneer executioneer is offline
OH GOD
executioneer's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2001
executioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contest
Old Dec 19th, 2006, 12:13 PM       
and remember if you see any bear demons they're probably really just men
__________________
[COLOR=purple][COLOR=Magenta]SHAME ON A [COLOR=Pink]NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN [/COLOR][URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA"]GAME[/URL] ON A NIGGA[/COLOR]
[/COLOR]
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Grislygus Grislygus is offline
Ancient Mariner
Grislygus's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2006
Grislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contestGrislygus won the popularity contest
Old Dec 19th, 2006, 12:43 PM       
What about fire worms?
__________________
IT'S A GOOFY BALL, MATTHEW. NOT A SUPER COMPUTER.
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Lenor Lenor is offline
I b Willies Cookie Tester
Lenor's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: In your head...
Lenor sucksLenor sucks
Old Dec 19th, 2006, 01:07 PM       
your going to be completely different when you come back :/
__________________
*My homo color is purple*
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Esuohlim Esuohlim is offline
BOO! A SPOOPY GHOST :x
Esuohlim's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: TO-DO LIST: WATCH TWIN PEAKS. CALL MOM.
Esuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contestEsuohlim won the popularity contest
Old Dec 19th, 2006, 02:17 PM       
Have a good time WhiteRat and please don't get yourself killed since I happen to like you and all

On another note, Terra please go back to the Middle East and get killed thx
__________________


TomWritesAboutStuff.com - The #1 Worst Blog
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Azrael Azrael is offline
Grislygus' best friend
Azrael's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The spare bedrroom in Carl's house.
Azrael is probably a spambot
Old Dec 19th, 2006, 04:25 PM       
Be careful. Be sure to flush a Quaran down the toilet while you're there.
__________________
"Nice try, but my head has Paradox absorbing crumple zones!"-Robot Santa Claus
Reply With Quote
  #11  
jin jin is offline
LIVE @ THE GHETTO HILTON!
jin's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: MURDER GOD.
jin is probably a spambot
Old Dec 19th, 2006, 05:13 PM       
Good luck, I hope everything goes well for you! Don't Get hurt! ;0
__________________
I sell fire in Hell.
Reply With Quote
  #12  
ArrowX ArrowX is offline
Banned
ArrowX's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Illinois, Alberta, Canada, Thailand, Space, Groundling Marsh, Manhattan, Man Hat Ton
ArrowX sucks
Old Dec 19th, 2006, 06:27 PM       
yeah good luck and be safe.

where exactly are you being deployed in iraq?
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Mr. Vagiclean Mr. Vagiclean is offline
Mocker
Mr. Vagiclean's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2003
Mr. Vagiclean is probably a spambot
Old Dec 19th, 2006, 06:32 PM       
try to catch one of those crazy iraqi spiders and stay safe too
__________________
__"Offff all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"Loook, its a signature.'why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?'CaboooseSports is dead, I'm his freakin ghost, deal with it.iThe following sentance is true....
The above statement was false....
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Archduke Tips Archduke Tips is offline
Member
Archduke Tips's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2005
Archduke Tips is probably a spambot
Old Dec 19th, 2006, 06:59 PM       
Everyone is giving you advice so...
Kill some arabs. If you don't, you aren't doing your job.
Reply With Quote
  #15  
MetalMilitia MetalMilitia is offline
Hitler's Canoe!
MetalMilitia's Avatar
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: UK
MetalMilitia is probably a spambot
Old Dec 19th, 2006, 07:13 PM       
Take lots of pictures! (but don't feel obliged to stack whomever you are taking pictures of into nude pyramids or whatnot)
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigtimecow View Post
japan
Reply With Quote
  #16  
Zomboid Zomboid is offline
The Wolf
Zomboid's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Give me the coffee and no one gets hurt! LOL
Zomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contest
Old Dec 19th, 2006, 07:33 PM       
Good luck and don't get shot.
__________________

That was very funny. Well done.
Reply With Quote
  #17  
noob3 noob3 is offline
Banned
noob3's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: WHIRL
noob3 is probably a spambot
Old Dec 19th, 2006, 07:35 PM       
remember whiterat, the noob3 will always be with you! even in battle! so if you are ever in a bind, just think about me and you will be filled with the courage of a 1,000 courageous knights!!
Reply With Quote
  #18  
WhiteRat WhiteRat is offline
Beloved Cunt
WhiteRat's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: San Antonio, TX
WhiteRat is probably pretty okWhiteRat is probably pretty okWhiteRat is probably pretty okWhiteRat is probably pretty okWhiteRat is probably pretty ok
Old Dec 19th, 2006, 08:58 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by StupidKraut
yeah good luck and be safe.

where exactly are you being deployed in iraq?
I'll be stationed somewhere that isn't Baghdad.

Quote:
Originally Posted by RussoNWM
Kill some arabs. If you don't, you aren't doing your job.
Technically, my job is to escort, guard, and basically watch Iraqi and third country contractors work. I pick them up in the morning, search them, and if they are clean, let them into base where they work on construction projects, general maintenance, or clean the shitters. I'll be armed with an M16 and a 9mm, but hopefully I won't have to use them. From what i've heard the only real danger for those doing my line of work is the constant mortar attacks, but usually they don't even make it into the base.
__________________
...and so Hurley said: "Get your money, man. Don't be no couch potato hustla."
Reply With Quote
  #19  
xbxDaniel xbxDaniel is offline
ˇOlé!
xbxDaniel's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Kentucky
xbxDaniel is probably a spambot
Old Dec 19th, 2006, 08:58 PM       
Good luck and everything man.
Reply With Quote
  #20  
Sicktodeathmx Sicktodeathmx is offline
Chojin's Hussy
Sicktodeathmx's Avatar
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Alabama
Sicktodeathmx is probably a spambot
Old Dec 19th, 2006, 10:19 PM       
Be safe and have fun!
__________________
Less fail, More tail,

Jennifer Michelle
Reply With Quote
  #21  
Archduke Tips Archduke Tips is offline
Member
Archduke Tips's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2005
Archduke Tips is probably a spambot
Old Dec 19th, 2006, 10:31 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by WhiteRat
Technically, my job is to escort, guard, and basically watch Iraqi and third country contractors work. I pick them up in the morning, search them, and if they are clean, let them into base where they work on construction projects, general maintenance, or clean the shitters. I'll be armed with an M16 and a 9mm, but hopefully I won't have to use them. From what i've heard the only real danger for those doing my line of work is the constant mortar attacks, but usually they don't even make it into the base.
You can have dillusional thoughts all you want. They give you a gun because they expect that you are going to have to use it. Make sure you go for the kill shot because a half dead Iraqi can still make you a dead American soldier.
Reply With Quote
  #22  
jin jin is offline
LIVE @ THE GHETTO HILTON!
jin's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: MURDER GOD.
jin is probably a spambot
Old Dec 19th, 2006, 10:53 PM       
Russo, sometimes i like you and sometimes i think you're really lame.
__________________
I sell fire in Hell.
Reply With Quote
  #23  
WhiteRat WhiteRat is offline
Beloved Cunt
WhiteRat's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: San Antonio, TX
WhiteRat is probably pretty okWhiteRat is probably pretty okWhiteRat is probably pretty okWhiteRat is probably pretty okWhiteRat is probably pretty ok
Old Dec 19th, 2006, 10:53 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by RussoNWM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WhiteRat
Technically, my job is to escort, guard, and basically watch Iraqi and third country contractors work. I pick them up in the morning, search them, and if they are clean, let them into base where they work on construction projects, general maintenance, or clean the shitters. I'll be armed with an M16 and a 9mm, but hopefully I won't have to use them. From what i've heard the only real danger for those doing my line of work is the constant mortar attacks, but usually they don't even make it into the base.
You can have dillusional thoughts all you want. They give you a gun because they expect that you are going to have to use it. Make sure you go for the kill shot because a half dead Iraqi can still make you a dead American soldier.
Two in the chest, one in the head.
__________________
...and so Hurley said: "Get your money, man. Don't be no couch potato hustla."
Reply With Quote
  #24  
executioneer executioneer is offline
OH GOD
executioneer's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2001
executioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contest
Old Dec 19th, 2006, 11:05 PM       
makes a man quiet, peaceful, and dead
__________________
[COLOR=purple][COLOR=Magenta]SHAME ON A [COLOR=Pink]NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN [/COLOR][URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA"]GAME[/URL] ON A NIGGA[/COLOR]
[/COLOR]
Reply With Quote
  #25  
Wiffle Bat Wiffle Bat is offline
Woud You Like Tangerines?
Wiffle Bat's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Sunshine Hill
Wiffle Bat is probably a spambot
Old Dec 20th, 2006, 12:52 AM       
Good luck and have a blast ^___^
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 10:33 PM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.