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Old Sep 27th, 2003, 09:01 PM        Weirdest/Grossest Porn You've Ever Seen
Come on. This is better than 3/4 of the stuff currently active in this forum.

We've all looked at porn, and we've all come across some things that are just really out there. Some of it may make you vomit. Some of it may make tilt your head like a dog does when you talk baby talk to him. Some of it may even make you discover a whole new fetish or sexual position that interests you. So, discuss some particulars that you have come across.

I have two that come to mind. One was of a guy cumming into one of the holes on a bowling ball, and then a girl drinking it out with a straw. Another was a series of foods being jizzed on, and a couple different girls eating it. I remember pizza (with toppings), a canteloupe, and some strawberries.

But yeah, those were really odd, to say the least.

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Old Sep 27th, 2003, 09:04 PM       
NOTHING. NERFBALL. POP. FLY. SICK. END.
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Old Sep 27th, 2003, 09:05 PM       
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Old Sep 27th, 2003, 09:10 PM       
I saw a guy fist his gaping wide asshole, with sound.
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Old Sep 27th, 2003, 09:10 PM       
There was a breathing mask like they use in surgery on some unidentifiable part of what looked like a human body. After about 30 sec of just pumping noises it was raised up to reveal a vagina with HUGE pussy lips that looked like 2 40lb slugs.

Thats probably the wierdest.

There was another one where some guy shoved his ENTIRE head inside a women's vagina. Its was more funny than gross for some reason.
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Old Sep 27th, 2003, 09:15 PM       
I think I've seen both of those Bubba. I also think they proved the second to be fake.
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Old Sep 27th, 2003, 09:16 PM       
I saw a porno where a guy threw up inside of a girl's cunt. It was hilarious.
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Old Sep 27th, 2003, 09:17 PM       
Oh, there was this other one, that some of you may have seen before.

A girl is on his back, with her ass high up in the air, so she's kind of doubled over herself. And she's getting rammed in the ass. The guy cums in her, and she squeezes her ass, like, OUT of her ass. It looked like she was giving birth. And she makes the cum drip down over her.
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Old Sep 27th, 2003, 09:17 PM       
if anyone puked in my coozy i would slap them in the nuts
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Old Sep 27th, 2003, 09:27 PM       
I remeber on some board someone posted a clip of some chick getting fucked up the butt while getting a swirly. hilarious.
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Old Sep 27th, 2003, 09:54 PM       
2 cum (HA!) to mind... 2 girls jerking off an elephant and getting SOAKED in the process...

and 2 guys simultaneously doing a transvestite up the ass... this was a lot worse than it sounds...

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Old Sep 27th, 2003, 10:05 PM       
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2 girls jerking off an elephant and getting SOAKED in the process...
You wouldn't still happen to have that, would you?
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Old Sep 27th, 2003, 10:13 PM       
Asian girl shitting into another asian girl's mouth, but it was ORANGE LIQUID.
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Old Sep 27th, 2003, 10:14 PM       
I once saw one where a girl was shitting while getting rammed in the ass. It was ALL over the place.
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Old Sep 27th, 2003, 10:16 PM       
this stuff isn't weird, it's friggin disgusting.
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Old Sep 27th, 2003, 10:21 PM       
If you want weirdest instead of grossest, then I saw a blowjob with the girl standing on her hands. :/
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Old Sep 27th, 2003, 10:24 PM       
sex is weird.

i mean really. think about it.

it's just strange.
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Old Sep 27th, 2003, 10:38 PM       
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2 girls jerking off an elephant and getting SOAKED in the process...
You wouldn't still happen to have that, would you?
unfortunately no man... it was just playing at some party i went to... the best was the girls in it though... they were acting all 'sexy' and moaning and shit... for the benefit of the elephant i'm guessing? watching them made me lol
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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 09:31 AM       
I saw one with this girl taking a regular sized dildo and shoving it up a guys peehole and moving it around. I think it was on StilProject. PM me for the link.
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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 10:33 AM        .
There was this asian chick who pissed in a bowl and made this black dude drink it. She told him he would get a present if he finished it all. After he finished lapping up all the piss, she say's here's your reward. Then she starts ramming him in the ass with a big black strap-on. Then the chick holds a knife to the dudes throat and say's, "If you come, I'll kill you."

All the while the film is blended with scenes from the podracer cut from Star Wars Episode one.

Did anyone see LAST ORGY OF THE THIRD REICH?
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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 01:44 PM       
I've never seen any odd porn/
But i saw a clown orgy once...
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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 02:23 PM        .
Did the clown orgy involve a Midget Fairy and a 30 year old man dressed like a baby?

The clown porked that midget rotten.
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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 05:00 PM       
I SAW A PORN WHERE A GILR SUCKED A DINOSAURS DICK!!!
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Old Sep 28th, 2003, 06:41 PM       
I saw one strange German video where these two women were on the floor with their asses up in the air. Then four guys came in and gave them milk enemas, and the girls flipped over and shot the milk out of their asses while the guys pissed all over them.
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