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Old Apr 8th, 2004, 02:22 AM        NEW MINIMOCK: "A NEW OPTIMUS: PART 1" by -RoG-
What happens when Optimus Prime and Aquaman try out some pick-up lines on the ladies? Well, I guess you'll just have to read my latest piece to find out now won't you?


NEW MINIMOCK: "A NEW OPTIMUS: PART 1" by -RoG-
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/new-optimus

And if it's loading slowly, the piece is also currently mirrored at:
http://www.i-mockery.net/mirror

Enjoy!

-RoG-

(btw, thanks to Proto for lending me that 20th Anniversary Optimus Prime figure. It truly is an awesome Transformer toy and I hope they make more like it)
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Old Apr 8th, 2004, 05:36 AM       
Oh no! Optimus!
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Old Apr 8th, 2004, 05:58 AM       
Ummm... Parts of that remind me of when Wreck and I hang out...
He's Aqua man...
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Old Apr 8th, 2004, 08:24 AM       
That one had me on the edge of my pants! So, Rog, Whats going to happen next?
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Old Apr 8th, 2004, 01:05 PM       
What's going to happen next? I guess you'll have to wait until early next week to find out the exciting conclusion! :o

By the way, the piece is getting a lot of traffic today, so I highly recommend you view it on the mirrored url instead of trying to access it via i-mockery.com:

http://www.i-mockery.net/mirror
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Old Apr 8th, 2004, 01:08 PM       
Why was Optimus returned to me with sticky bits and stains?
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Old Apr 8th, 2004, 04:06 PM       
Because he was lying on top of Aquaman.
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Old Apr 8th, 2004, 10:29 PM       
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Why was Optimus returned to me with sticky bits and stains?
Oh come on, he has all those gears 'n stuff, so it's quite obvious that somebody had to make sure they stayed well lubed.

Part 2 of this story will be unveiled next week. I'd unveil it this week, but we've got a little Easter Surprise coming up instead :o!
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Old Apr 8th, 2004, 10:40 PM       
Aquaman eggs? Oh please tell me that's what it is.
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Old Apr 9th, 2004, 12:02 AM       
Aha, Optimus is nothing compared to Am Pam Man!
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Old Apr 9th, 2004, 03:51 AM       
did someone say http://www.netgeist.com/Anpan-land/Anpanland.htm anpanman?!
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Old Apr 10th, 2004, 12:24 PM       
That was really, really stupid.

Aquaman sucks, anyway.
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Old Apr 10th, 2004, 12:31 PM       
Are you refering to the anpanman link or the minimock?
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Old Apr 10th, 2004, 03:05 PM       
More emphasis should be on how pathetic the go-bots are.
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Old Apr 10th, 2004, 03:25 PM       
is this one going to end with you using a Domo-kun doll as a baseball bat to smash everything into little bits?
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