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Old Nov 11th, 2008, 05:24 AM       
i can't believe i read this whole thread
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Old Nov 11th, 2008, 06:39 AM       
seriously, i'm surprised this thread wasn't somehow posted on the old ezboard i guess since they switched to yuku it doesn't show up on google searches for "rave hate" anymore though
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Old Nov 11th, 2008, 06:47 AM       
do u guys liek hhc or jungle that shit is hella titeee
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Old Nov 11th, 2008, 07:16 AM       
I like jungles, lots of pee in jungles.
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Old Nov 11th, 2008, 07:31 AM       
I like to start fires, then while making fire engine noises, pee them out. Sometimes at concerts, the bathroom is too far away. So your best bet is to just whip it out and let it flow. Someone will get pissed on, which I guess will get them pissed off. All hypothetically of course.
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Old Nov 11th, 2008, 07:45 AM       
Concerts are great for peeing.
No one can tell if it's beer or urine, and it doesn't matter!
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Old Nov 11th, 2008, 08:48 AM       
And it always seems really funny; especially funny when the person in front of you turns around and has no idea what just happened to them.
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Old Nov 11th, 2008, 08:57 AM       
Yeah, that's why I always pass out on the top edge of the lawn.

One of my friends took a shit in the parking lot at Wacken in the dark. When he looked down he realized he had crapped on some dude that had passed out under a van.
Good times.
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Old Nov 11th, 2008, 09:03 AM       
Wow, I've pissed on my share of people, but I can say I never crapped on anyone. I'll have to try that next.
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Old Nov 11th, 2008, 09:07 AM       
I've never crapped on anyone either, and I'd like to keep it that way. At least pee is sterile.
I keep my poo private, that way I don't have to share any of the fumes.
Smells like Kit Kats in July.
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Old Nov 11th, 2008, 09:13 AM       
Yeah, pooping can and will be "messy". What do you clean up with? At least in the woods you have leaves. A random poop in an arbitrary location is probably not a good idea.
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Old Nov 11th, 2008, 09:22 AM       
I make it a point to carry tissues or baby wipes with me, especially on tours. After our food poisoning in FL, the rest of that particular band stays prepared as well. That van smelled like a retard's fart. Thank god it was a rental.
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Old Nov 11th, 2008, 09:52 AM       
I agree on being prepared, I try to be. Concert poops are a horrible experience in it self, the thought of sitting on some dirty, probably piss covered toilet..., so some baby wipes at least make the cleaning less tedious. The hover method does works, but I'm glad I can at least pee standing up. I feel bad for women, I couldn't do it.
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Old Nov 11th, 2008, 09:56 AM       
You forget, some of us CAN pee standing up.
Like I'm going to sit on a toilet in clubs/portopotties/stranger's houses.
Pffft.
All it takes is practice ladies!
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Old Nov 11th, 2008, 07:07 PM       
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You forget, some of us CAN pee standing up.
Like I'm going to sit on a toilet in clubs/portopotties/stranger's houses.
Pffft.
All it takes is practice ladies!
I read that its a myth that you can pick up diseases from toilet seats. There is supposedly a very tiny chance of picking up crabs, but you'd have to sit down right after the other person got up.

I don't hover unless the person before me has hovered and has gotten piss on the seat.
Or if its visibly filthy in some other way.

So do you use the technique of angling the hips and directing the stream with your fingers? I've tried it in the shower, but I still manage to get it dribbling down my thighs at the end. Any tips?
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Old Nov 11th, 2008, 09:34 PM       
No, I stand up straight and let 'er rip.
If you let it go full force the whole time you don't get any dribble.
Like REALLY push it hard.

And I just don't trust toilets.
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Old Nov 11th, 2008, 10:33 PM       
You'll leave a divot hole in the ground!
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Old Nov 12th, 2008, 08:15 AM       
I just pee in the sink at public bathrooms.
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Old Nov 12th, 2008, 08:18 AM       
Yay for sink peeing!
Anyone ever try the classic pee in the ice tray gag?
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Old Nov 12th, 2008, 08:34 AM       
No not yet. But i've done the "pee in a gatorade bottle and put it with someone's gatorade that they didn't drink yet" gag. Which also works with beer bottles.
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Old Nov 12th, 2008, 08:39 AM       
I haven't peed in an ice tray either.

At festivals I often pee in my empty beer cups and leave them on tables.
I have never watched the results.
Any particularly good witnessed reactions?
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Old Nov 12th, 2008, 08:54 AM       
With the gatorade - "Why the hell does this look like piss?" "Who the fuck put a piss bottle with my gatorade?" or "Why is this piss bottle a different color than my piss bottles?" Usually a lot of confusion.

With the beer bottle - It depends on how drunk they are. Often they notice that the bottle is too warm to be safe. Maybe they take a sip and realize that it's not beer. The look of confusion on their face as they are deep in thought is priceless.

Urinating in a bucket, leaning it against someone's dorm room, then knocking on their door and running away is always fun too. Ahh... College was fun.

All in all it's good times all around.
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Old Nov 12th, 2008, 09:07 AM       
Taking notes on the bucket thing.
Anyone leave piss messages in people's snowy yards?
Something like "Yeti wuz here"?
Or maybe a pee version of crop circles in the snowy yard?
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Old Nov 12th, 2008, 12:13 PM       
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I haven't peed in an ice tray either.

At festivals I often pee in my empty beer cups and leave them on tables.
I have never watched the results.
Any particularly good witnessed reactions?


Its a good thing that urine is sterile...

Sometimes my pee smells like beer when I haven't drunk any beer. Never occurred to me if it would actually taste like beer...
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Old Nov 12th, 2008, 12:23 PM       
I've pissed on the street, which leaves a mark 'till it rains. So it's not a good idea to have a all night party and write (pee) bad things and messages on the street. Sometimes it'll be there for weeks.
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