Question:

[leroy77]

What's a good way to get a girl to let you put it in her butt?

[Emu]

Introduce her to someone better looking and let HIM put it in her butt.

[MattJack]

Originally Posted by leroy77

What's a good way to get a girl to let you put it in her butt?

This should help you.

[Zinger]

Roofies, they're made for a reason.

[CaptainBubba]

Pretend like you are really really drunk and take her home and get your game on real good you know how we play son now when you are in your zone you have got your swerviest swerve on here is what you do friend because you see she thinks you are drunk so here in lies the cleverness of this plan you will hit her in the back of her skull with a sock filled with soap and her gross butthole is yours good luck buddy.

[Terra]

oh whoa wait. cb didn't you get your gf pregnant from this move???

[Matt Harty]

No matter how you go about it, I suggest using a finger first, without warning, and during a time when she's extremely aroused or while she's busy sucking you off. And don't just jam it in either. Just rub the hole first and look for a reaction. If she doesn't slap your arm, yell, or pull your hand away, put your finger in a LITTLE bit and move it around. If you go too far, you might touch shit and it'll get awkward fast. You might hit the wrong spot if you go too deep and she'll think she's gonna shit on your hand, etc. Or she might be loaded already and you put it in at a really bad time.

Either way after doing so ask he if she liked it. If she said yes, do it again a few more times and then start discussing whether you should go deeper or sticking alternate items up the chute. She SHOULD come prepared cleaned out for you if she knows you might do it. Otherwise, she's dirty and you should probably stop having sex with dirty girls. They carry aids yo.

[Esuohlim]

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[Terra]

JESUS IF YOU'RE TRYING TO FUCK HER BUTTHOLE WITH YOUR LITTLE WEENIE, IT'S LIKE THROWING A HOTDOG DOWN THE CORRIDOR.

GIVE UP ALREADY, MICRO DICK!

[Esuohlim]

Not only has that "hotdog down a hallway" joke been made popular and therefore obnoxious thanks to Family Guy, but this is like the fourth fucking time you've used it yourself.

It's bad enough that you constantly repeat one-liners and jokes, but it's always the clichéd unoriginal ones. At least make up your own fucking similes if you're going to rehash jokes over and over again.

Jesus

[Esuohlim]

Oh yeah and for the record the word "fucktard" has 196 contributed definitions on Urban Dictionary which essentially means that saying it just makes you more Internet if anything

[Terra]

oooohh......somebody didn't have his asshole today

[Lenor]

Milhouse did you come into this thread just to tell Tara she's using the same thing that the creators of family guy did? Or were you actually going to contribute your useful knowledge of anal sex? Considering your hatred of females, one might assume you would be gay. Not that its a bad thing or whatever, but you might be able to help the poor kid out.

Just a hunch..


Now to the idiot who apparently has to come onto a message board that is known for 'mocking' people, and ask how to get a girl to let him get all anal. I'm guessing you probably haven't even asked your gf if she is comfortable doing this. That might be a good start... Then if you two really need help then maybe www.jackinworld.com can help .. or www.adultfriendfinder.com who knows..

[CaptainBubba]

THX FOR TH ADVICE U GUYS IM GLD WERE ALL BUDDIES AND CAN ASK THE HARSD QUESTIONS HAHA I LUV U GUYS