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Old Jan 7th, 2004, 11:51 PM        Oh! Of course I will take that bullet, sir!
The place looks like Mariah Carey's Living Room after she had those mood swings after Glitter bombed

You know, I am having second thoughts about child labor. I think the only safe place for them to work IS the sweatshops.

Anyhow, I come into work like any other day. But something strange happen when i can into the video store, I couldn't put my finger on it at first. But them it sparked in my mind. OH! Somebody WE'VE BEEN ROBBED!!

All the cabinents, and the video, knocked over. Posters torn, the register, broken open.

And whose fault it is, why the thieves of course. But question this, if a video store is open 24 hours, how many hours in a day should it be watched over by to the least one worker? DOn't strain yourself with the answer.

It seems the kids who to the evening shift, went home a little early so they can hang out with their friends before curfew, which is mearly street slang for Beddy Bye Time.

I called my boss who is in Boston for god knows what. And like the PROFESSIONAL and HARDWORKING man he is gave me a few words of advice.

"You handle it..."

So now, my co-worker and I have a few shards of glass and pick up from the floor. a FEW kernals of popcorn to pick up. AND A FEW thousand video tapes to pick up from the floor.

I swear to god if those those kids aren't fired after this, I will beat them up and take their allowance.

They stole all the pornography!
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Old Jan 7th, 2004, 11:55 PM       
maybe he robbed the store
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Old Jan 7th, 2004, 11:55 PM        Re: Oh! Of course I will take that bullet, sir!
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But question this, if a video store is open 34 hours, how many hours in a day should it be watched over by to the least one worker?
24. That leaves ten hours for the thieves to stage their robbery.
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Old Jan 7th, 2004, 11:56 PM       
FUCKING SHIT, MAN!
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Old Jan 8th, 2004, 12:20 AM        Re: Oh! Of course I will take that bullet, sir!
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But question this, if a video store is open 34 hours, how many hours in a day should it be watched over by to the least one worker?
24. That leaves ten hours for the thieves to stage their robbery.
Thank you for the 1000 posts of hilarity, Dr. Boogie.
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Old Jan 8th, 2004, 09:37 AM       
That really sucks...
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Old Jan 8th, 2004, 12:59 PM        Re: Oh! Of course I will take that bullet, sir!
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But question this, if a video store is open 34 hours, how many hours in a day should it be watched over by to the least one worker?
24. That leaves ten hours for the thieves to stage their robbery.
Thank you for the 1000 posts of hilarity, Dr. Boogie.
No no, thank you for letting your workplace get robbed just to help me reach my goal.
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