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Old Dec 19th, 2010, 12:16 PM       
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Old Dec 19th, 2010, 12:16 PM       
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Is it really 6 days 'til Christmas?
Five here in Texas.
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Old Dec 19th, 2010, 01:01 PM       
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~A Cup of Tea ~
　
One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me.
　
I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set'
As a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.
　
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in sports when I brought him a
Little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and
Lots of praise for such yummy tea, my mom came home.
　
My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of
Tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' Mom waited, and sure enough,
Here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy; and she watched him
Drink it up.
　
Then she said, (as only a mother would know), "'Did it ever occur to you
That the only place she can reach to get water, is the toilet?"
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Old Dec 19th, 2010, 04:34 PM       
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I hope to out-race you to the never logging on that site again prize.
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Old Dec 20th, 2010, 01:15 PM       
I usually block people on facebook who make constant statuses about their political and religious agendas, SO SEVEN FORCE IF YOU'RE READING THIS SORRY BUD
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Old Dec 20th, 2010, 01:21 PM       
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Old Dec 20th, 2010, 02:55 PM       
i like how you can be friends with someone and still have all their updates blocked now, lol
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Old Dec 20th, 2010, 04:10 PM       
You can also block them from seeing all your stuff. It is quite handy.
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Old Dec 20th, 2010, 04:11 PM       
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I usually block people on facebook who make constant statuses about their political and religious agendas, SO SEVEN FORCE IF YOU'RE READING THIS SORRY BUD
Seven Force is the one that loves Jesus right? Always with the bible boners.
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Old Dec 20th, 2010, 04:42 PM       
I just mainly up your friend count and never say anything at all, except for the odd post of a dick cake.
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Old Dec 20th, 2010, 05:09 PM       
I can't care about my friend count when my post count is so important.
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Old Dec 20th, 2010, 07:25 PM       
The dick cake counts for nothing? But I thought you were so keen on cock.
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Old Dec 20th, 2010, 09:00 PM       
I don't think he likes the taste of fondant.
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Old Dec 20th, 2010, 09:15 PM       
Maybe if it was made of Fondick.
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Old Dec 20th, 2010, 09:29 PM       
I have to make a cookie monster out of fondant for Saturday. Some people really like fondant and some don't. I think it's like vaguely flavorless chewing gum.
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Old Dec 20th, 2010, 09:45 PM       
Count me amongst the "nay's".
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Old Dec 20th, 2010, 09:46 PM       
On the subject of food and genitalia, we have been asked to provide sausage balls for my Dad's 90th surprise birthday party. (insert your own witty comment here)
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Old Dec 20th, 2010, 09:54 PM       
Is it wise to surprise a man on his 90th birthday?
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Old Dec 20th, 2010, 11:23 PM       
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Old Dec 21st, 2010, 06:29 AM       
Can we give Babs a lifetime ban tomorrow please? That would be an awesome Christmas present.
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Old Dec 21st, 2010, 10:16 AM       
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