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MY DAD
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: HEAVEN
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Dec 11th, 2006, 10:26 PM
my caption is WATCH WHERE YOURE GOING! haha
glowisasecret: good god kill me
MrAdventurePants: :-( is it your teeth
glowisasecret: my father in law is going on and on about escorting oversized trailers
MrAdventurePants: oh oh oh
glowisasecret: and paying troopers
glowisasecret: 4 of them riding on the rear
glowisasecret: and how he almost hit amish people
glowisasecret: royal ass chewing for all being on the rear
glowisasecret: LOL
MrAdventurePants: one of those family things where we're all supposed to find the industry knowledge captivating :-(
glowisasecret: he just told me that horses 2100 pounds apiece
MrAdventurePants: sounds like my friends dad who will just drone about astrology
glowisasecret: weigh
MrAdventurePants: whaaat?
glowisasecret: 30 inches OFF THE GROUND
MrAdventurePants: is he sober or just really excited
glowisasecret: EXCITED
MrAdventurePants: like we won the football game excited or this person feels obliged to listen to me excited
glowisasecret: "i chewed their buckets off"
glowisasecret: lol
MrAdventurePants: good grief haha is this a holiday thing or are you subjected to this on a regular basis
glowisasecret: tell you what, when i brought that piece back, i had 4 escorts, it was none of them guys and i said to those 4 troopers and i said to the boss in greenwich ohio near akron and the one says 'i'm in charge where do you want us?' and i said 2 in front and only 1 of yas on the back and he said no problem and when i gotta go wide you go in the middle and that's how we ran all the way back about 80 miles one way
glowisasecret: regular basis
glowisasecret: i called to talk to my mother in law :-(
MrAdventurePants: whoa :-(
MrAdventurePants: i think he has some sort of secret service job
glowisasecret: ya i tell ya sometimes you wonder how people plan things, dontcha?
MrAdventurePants: that's amazingly enthusiasitc
glowisasecret: worse than a couple damn kids :D
glowisasecret: haha
MrAdventurePants: he has to hide his real job in code dont you see
MrAdventurePants: you know i'm torn between bored to tears at the mundane aspects and feeling good that someone enjoys their job that much
MrAdventurePants: whups, brb, i gotta stuff the dryer like a turkey 8-)
glowisasecret: ok here we go talkin about the baby
MrAdventurePants: aww baby talk 8-)
glowisasecret: give me a break! child abuse! the fact is we're just playing and they think you're hurting them but people have been doing this for hundred's of years what do you think?
MrAdventurePants: hahaha oh man
glowisasecret: "i agree"
MrAdventurePants: they being the people in line at the grocery store?
glowisasecret: i can't say anything else!
glowisasecret: i tell you what, you try to hurt him while you're around me and i'm gonna hurt someone else you know what i mean?
MrAdventurePants: it sounds like my roommates mom, "GEE NIC DID I TELL YOU THIS GIRL AT PROTECTIVE SERVICES WELL SEE SHES GONNA GET MURDERED HOLD ON HERE SHES CALLING *DANCES TO HER RINGTONE FOR TWO RINGS* HI OH OKAY YOU SAY HES ON HIS WAY OKAY"
glowisasecret: i think it was a goddamned guy with makeup on LOL
MrAdventurePants: oh man parents know how to make it ruff haha ;_;
glowisasecret: she's about as much of a her as i am
glowisasecret: he's killing me
MrAdventurePants: man i cant even talk about the weather with people this is downright amazing
glowisasecret: right! that's like putting the damn fox in the chicken coop.
glowisasecret: i try to be nice, notice i used the word try
glowisasecret: i am a bastard until you screw with me
glowisasecret: i don't usually start nothing, BUT I WILL FINISH IT
MrAdventurePants: my goodness i think youve tangled with the world record holder for small talk
MrAdventurePants: and also cliches haha ;-)
glowisasecret: good god please let this other call be important that he's taking
glowisasecret: fuuuuuuuuuuuck
MrAdventurePants: ahahaha ;_;
glowisasecret: i'd tear their goddamned head off
glowisasecret: JESUS CHRIST PLEASE SAVE ME
MrAdventurePants: okay
glowisasecret: permissiveness
glowisasecret: is that a word?
MrAdventurePants: not a very elegant one haha
glowisasecret: crazy priests molesting children!
glowisasecret: WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLL
glowisasecret: KINKY PRIESTS
glowisasecret: he fucking said that
glowisasecret: KINKY PRIESTS
MrAdventurePants: on the bright side you married your husband and not his parents ;_;
glowisasecret: i think he's lonely because kathy went to bed
glowisasecret: please don't take this profoundly?
glowisasecret: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
glowisasecret: a very well endowed young lady oh no no no
glowisasecret: 15 years old
glowisasecret: boobs? oh jesus
glowisasecret: a little too wild to suit me? i don't need any crap from them.
glowisasecret: FUCKIN HELL THIS IS THE CRAZIEST CONVERSATION EVER
glowisasecret: my girls were not excuse the expression smutty when they were kids
MrAdventurePants: oh man
glowisasecret: she's a little slut!
glowisasecret: HE SAID THAT
MrAdventurePants: whoa he needs to cool his jets i think he's venting a little personal conflict here haha
glowisasecret: i don't need no headaches off this little bitch
glowisasecret: =-O
glowisasecret: I DON'T WANNA TALK YOUR HEAD OFF
MrAdventurePants: tooooo laaate and then your ghost escapes your mouth
glowisasecret: he keeps talkin about her boobs this is embarassing
MrAdventurePants: :-(
glowisasecret: now he's talking about his big screen tv
MrAdventurePants: hahaha is it high def youre in trouble if it's high def
MrAdventurePants: or if it's nto high def will he go on about howyou dont need high def
glowisasecret: well you have a nice evening and i'll tell kathy to call you tomorrow
glowisasecret: OH SWEET JESUS THANK YOU
glowisasecret: shit :-(
glowisasecret: he's still talking!
glowisasecret: christmas tree
MrAdventurePants: i know that dead horse so well :-(
MrAdventurePants: you were almost free, but he put the lynching stool back under your feet
glowisasecret: will be up not decorated until the next day i like christmas and every holiday you know that ya know i enjoy the holidays what the hell why not what else you got to look forward to?
MrAdventurePants: :-(
MrAdventurePants: really what else you got to look forward to
glowisasecret: 49 minutes and 6 seconds
MrAdventurePants: great now let's hear his thoughts on death and burial and cremation
glowisasecret: and he ended with a racist comment that son of a bitch
MrAdventurePants: haha
glowisasecret: i wanted to say something but i didn't want to listen to him anymore!
MrAdventurePants: sometimes your best bet is no bet
glowisasecret: he said towel heads to me!
glowisasecret: it's merry christmas and if i offend some towel heads because i say that well they can just go back to their country they don't have to stay in my country where my father defended it blah blah blah he's a fucko he did that on purpose
MrAdventurePants: looks like youve got some repuplicans to deal with whoa!
glowisasecret: and then just well goodbye karen
glowisasecret: and click
MrAdventurePants: good grief, he's as bad as an old jewish woman
glowisasecret: you have no idea
MrAdventurePants: fight racism with racism thats my motto
glowisasecret: i've told him off before when he's been all racist. i've walked out of his house and called him ignorant.
MrAdventurePants: so that was more a parting shot than just witty banter?
MrAdventurePants: ps did you know it is my birthday today 8-)
glowisasecret: OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY :D
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