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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 09:19 PM       
If I were a business owner, I would not hire a fat chick. And assuming I did, I would only pay them subsistence wage so they can buy fried chicken.
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 09:41 PM       
If I was a fat woman, I would kill you and take your business.
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 09:47 PM       
If I were Richard Simmons, and you lost all that weight, I'd drive by your house and toot my horn. Then I'd pee in your mailbox.
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 03:55 PM       
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I know that I'm "pretty chubby" (aka: a fatass), but for someone my size, I really don't look that big.

Until I take off my clothes...
That means that an employer can pay you less because you're fat! Hooray for laissez-faire capitalism! No raise for you, tubby!
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 08:56 PM       
Pay attention Jean; only fat women are the losers.
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Old Mar 11th, 2004, 04:53 PM       
I don't plan to work in a field where attractiveness is much of a factor.

Even if I did, my other attributes would offset my weight.
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Old Mar 11th, 2004, 05:00 PM       
Well ... hell ... the freakishly large penis alone is enough to offset that pesky 50 lb overage.
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Old Mar 11th, 2004, 05:30 PM       
It's... closer to a 20-40 lbs overage...

And I was thinking of my face...
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Old Mar 12th, 2004, 07:23 AM       
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191 lbs. 5'9", large body type. Don't know where that puts me...
...front of the pie queue presumably.
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