I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[Emu]

Originally Posted by ElPila666

Whats the problem honey, i'm traying so hard to understand what you guys writting, i nevercareless about how i write, what the fuck is this? magazine class?

i don't even know what to say to this but it's funnier than anything i've ever read

[ElPila666]

no, i really suck writting english he was right

[ElPila666]

so what are you doing a saturday night anyway?

[liquidstatik]

watchin ron paul videos on le youtube

[Fathom Zero]

Don't fuck with Scientologists. Seriously.

I got a Nokia n800 and now it does everything I want it to do. YAY!

[terrva]

Hey guys, i heard Ron Paul can fit his whole fist in his mouth! Do you think this is true or not?

[Emu]

ronpaul 200 and 8

[MetalMilitia]

I heard Ron Paul opposes church-state separation.

[Guitar Woman]

So I decided just now that I am too lazy to go downtown and put up porn of L Ron Hubbard and Xenu

[Guitar Woman]

Thank you guest #122349871325987 for bringing this thread back to my attention

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=13838

[Pub Lover]

Oh GW, you fail. ;(

ElPila666, I was nerd laughing at your observations about the movie. You're from Argentina,why the hell would I make fun of your English? On the Internet of all places.

Guys, I just had a dream that I was supposed to meet Max Burbank at a bookstore, so I went early so I could already have his book when he arrived. I waited for them to ask for my money for ages, but I didn't mind as I was chatting to the other customers, but then Burbank turned up & I asked the staff why I didn't yet own the book. They were all "I'm sorry, but it doesn't appear to be on our computers, would you like this book of crappy poetry instead?" & I was all "But the book is right there, just let me pay for it." Then Max said something funny that made everyone look at him oddly, so I gave up & suggested we went to a bar & Max insisted on Bourbon shots, & it was pretty cool.

[Guitar Woman]

well, I had to have been out the door an hour ago if I wanted to get there on time, and I'm still not even fully awake yet.

If Anon wants to be able to do something mabye they shouldn't require that people have to get up so fucking early to protest with them.

[Pub Lover]

What time is early?

[Guitar Woman]

10:30 AM

shut the fuck up it's early for the weekend

[Guitar Woman]

The fact that I slept mabye 4 hours last night wouldn't help my disposition much either

[Pub Lover]

As today is monday, I just got up at 5:30 am.

At the weekend I slept to 2 in the afternoon.

[Guitar Woman]

I forgot that you're from a million hours in the future

[Codiekitty]

terrva's avatar reminds me of Mask de Smith from Killer7.

[Pub Lover]

Terrva's avatar would've been Rorschach's mask if Alan Moore had developed his pancake fetish five years earlier.

[Pub Lover]

Terrva is a Zomboid character from when we all wanted to be from Finland. ;(

[Pub Lover]

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

Learn to count much?

[Pub Lover]

"We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully
Wonderfully pretty!"

[Pub Lover]

"We should have each other to tea huh?!"

[Pub Lover]

"We should have each other with cream!"