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Old Mar 19th, 2005, 03:14 AM        Our cat is pregnant
She's getting fatter in the belly and is startng to waddle instead of walking.

I like kittens
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Old Mar 19th, 2005, 04:33 AM       
Kittens are the coolest little buggers ever.
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Old Mar 19th, 2005, 04:43 AM       
kittens are delicious
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Old Mar 19th, 2005, 05:19 AM       
Listen Russo... this isn't working out. I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go. Here's 3 bucks and fifty cents and a mars bar. I'll put in a good word for you.
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Old Mar 19th, 2005, 12:45 PM       
I have a few clients who would be more than happy to take Russo in, for a few non-sexual but nevertheless grotesque favors a day.
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Old Mar 19th, 2005, 03:56 PM       
It's cool. At least you know what to love and what to burn.
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Old Mar 19th, 2005, 04:09 PM       
Stop impregnating your cat, Drev.
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Old Mar 19th, 2005, 04:15 PM       
you need one of these things.

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Old Mar 20th, 2005, 09:39 AM       
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you need one of these things.


when our old cat was pregnant it kept trying to sneak into my room to give birth in my wardrobe
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Old Mar 20th, 2005, 01:20 PM       
Hey, that reminds me. Isn't Glowbelly's baby due sometime this month?
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Old Mar 20th, 2005, 02:37 PM       
We've had like 5 litters of cats over the years and each time they had them in the weirdest places. One time in a closet, once in a toy box full of stuff, once in my gym bag...
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Old Mar 20th, 2005, 04:11 PM       
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Old Mar 20th, 2005, 05:38 PM       
Kittens are cool, especially when they war with each other and then get upset. Like they can do anything except put their ears back and fall over.
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Old Mar 21st, 2005, 04:49 AM       
I thought this would be an appropriate time to say that I love James's woobly dancing Ewok.

And now Domo has to sleep.

P.S. Please send vitamin C to help cure my scurvy.
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