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Old Aug 20th, 2006, 01:58 PM       
I rarely kick either of the 2 cats in my house, but I often find myself wanting to punt my sister's annoying little dog. I've only done that about 6 times since he's lived here though
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Old Aug 20th, 2006, 09:32 PM       
When you fling cats off a 2-story apartment building by their tail, and they go spinning, they don't land on their feet.
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Old Aug 21st, 2006, 12:43 AM       
ok, now hearing about people KICKING cats i'm fine with, but that is something only worthless pieces of shit do
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Old Aug 21st, 2006, 01:59 AM       
I accidently kicked on. She ran in front of me when I was running and I kicked her on accieent and sent her flying across the kitchen making her land in her food. Her face was in the water. Poor Zelda (Yep thats my poor kittys name.). So I guess that doesnt count. AND DROPPING CATS FROM BUILDINGS IS FUCKED UP! I hope you burn in hell cock knocker.
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Old Aug 21st, 2006, 10:09 AM        All the kitten kickers look like much better people than me.
Yeah, when you're five you really don't think about the consequences of your action.

And if it makes any of you feel better, I didn't throw it. But I didn't stop them from doing it either.
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Old Aug 21st, 2006, 12:36 PM       
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Old Aug 21st, 2006, 12:57 PM       
Cats are cool, I don't like kicking them. I do fight my cat once in a while and he is a bastard with all his claws. My cat also hates any visitors I have over which becomes quite a hassle. Uh, sorry, don't pet the cat.

One time my older brother had to go to my apartment to feed my cat cause I was away on vacation. He decided he would play some of my games since he was there.. Bad idea. My cat was hiding under my coffee table and was quite upset that I wasn't home but somebody else was. He started to swipe at my brother's feet and so my brother got up and it chased him. He ended up having to take my broom and defend himself from the cat before he could escape. He's a rather big cat, 17 lbs, but the main problem is he's sneaky, quick and has all of his claws.
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Old Aug 21st, 2006, 02:57 PM       
Sounds exactly like my cat, tim. Only mine has a SINISTER FACE :o



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Old Aug 21st, 2006, 03:19 PM       
I get flak for having a cat from friends and stuff but I couldn't care less.

Mine is very unassuming. His quiet unexpecting meow doesn't help things. I think he does that on purpose.
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Old Aug 21st, 2006, 03:33 PM       
one of my brother's friends threw my calico manx, cleo, off the back deck of my apartment into the lake. i was so pissed i chased him to his car with a tennis racket and never saw him again. poor little cleo was shy already; after that, she was antisocial psycho kitty.
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Old Aug 21st, 2006, 03:43 PM       

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Old Aug 21st, 2006, 04:58 PM       

The bestest cat in the world, Mip.
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Old Aug 21st, 2006, 09:21 PM       
The thing looks hungry.
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Old Aug 21st, 2006, 09:41 PM       

Tactical Espianoge Kitty: Tiny(-gator)

This cat will forever remain a mystery to me, she knows how to open doors that have round Knobbs, the turns the stove on, she managers to get into the attic via a hole in th basement wall. Shes pretty amazing for a cat as old as she is, Ive had her since I was 4.
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Old Aug 21st, 2006, 09:45 PM       
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Old Aug 21st, 2006, 10:12 PM       
I have no idea what this thread is about but i saw pics of cats so here are pics of my cats.



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Old Aug 21st, 2006, 10:14 PM       
That's sad.

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Old Aug 21st, 2006, 10:25 PM       
Yeah, i know it's sad.



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Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 01:13 AM       
Ohh... th-those cutie kitties are great, Eliminator!

*shhh! don't tell him they're dead!*
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Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 11:08 AM       
I wish I could get rid of my cats.. we're too nice we adopt nearly every abondoned kitten we find
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Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 11:35 AM       
kitties are the best
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Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 11:46 AM       
One of my cats that I didn't post a picture of looks like val kilmer, serious fuzz face and all.
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