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Old Feb 22nd, 2010, 08:35 PM       
You know how old people like to jar everything, or those types of people who cook an entire month's worth of dinners in one setting and then stores them for later. Someone sees that they've canned the stuff at the supermarket and thinks "why can't I do that?"

I'll admit it though, I don't know nothing about salsa. I remember my Sex Ed teacher back in JR high putting special emphasis on the dangers of homemade salsa in relation to how yeast infections work or something.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2010, 08:44 PM       
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Why the hell would you can homemade salsa rather than serve it immediately? That's like making up a batch of chile con queso, pouring it into empty preserves jars and trying to store it in the cupboard


I'm honestly not trying to be a dick here, I'm befuddled
my mom makes seriously excellent canned (jarred? it's in jars) salsa and i've never gotten botulism from it

i'd go almost so far as to say it's better than any fresh salsa i've ever had, too
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Old Feb 22nd, 2010, 09:06 PM       
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I remember my Sex Ed teacher back in JR high putting special emphasis on the dangers of homemade salsa in relation to how yeast infections work or something.
That sounds more like a lesson of "Don't put salsa down your pants."
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Old Feb 22nd, 2010, 09:12 PM       
i love the dollar menu salads at el polo loco.

people jar their own food cause they hate you.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2010, 09:33 PM       

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Old Feb 22nd, 2010, 09:40 PM       
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Old Feb 22nd, 2010, 09:46 PM       
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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 08:48 AM       
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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 09:33 AM       
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I've seen El Pollo Loco clean defeather a chicken in the old days, but I've never seen them make a batch of guac. It probably comes canned from the home office.
Probably someone's office at home....upstairs.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 11:43 AM       
Fuck, in a few months I'll have been posting here for 6 years.

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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 02:00 PM       
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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 02:26 PM       
I have had the same debt collection people harassing me for the better part of 2 years now, despite me assuring them that my name is not Greg and that I do not have the boat that he apparently stopped paying for.

Apparently Greg, whoever he is, gave some boat dealer my cellphone number and now he has a free boat

They've said they removed me from their list twice now...I think one more call and we're in cease-and-desist letter territory.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 03:41 PM       
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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 04:03 PM       
my girlie got me this ill hoodie for my birthday

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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 04:05 PM       
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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 04:44 PM       
NOT YET

gonna see if she'll spend the night sometime this week though

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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 04:57 PM       
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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 08:53 PM       
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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 09:18 PM       
Oh god I havnt that hard in a while.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 10:17 PM       
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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 10:22 PM       
one of jonathan clements bffs i think
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Old Feb 23rd, 2010, 10:24 PM       
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