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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 04:17 PM        Good Call, RoG
You predicted that White Chicks and Catwoman would be the worst movies of the summer. You were definitely right. I saw both movies and both were disappointing. After seeing White Chicks, I wanted to maybe cry a little and drink too. After seeing Catwoman, I just wanted to beat off but hey you all know why.

Why didn't I just drink before I saw White Chicks![/i]
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 04:21 PM       

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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 05:49 PM        Re: Good Call, RoG
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After seeing Catwoman, I just wanted to beat off but hey you all know why.
I don't. Halle Berry is actually ugly as sin in that outfit. Also, her lack of any kind of sentient thought is kind of a turn-off for most men, seeing as fucking her would be like necrophilia.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 06:25 PM        Re: Good Call, RoG
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[I don't. Halle Berry is actually ugly as sin in that outfit. Also, her lack of any kind of sentient thought is kind of a turn-off for most men, seeing as fucking her would be like necrophilia.
Most guys I know wouldn't mine sticking the bone to ol' Halle. I wouldn't mind too much, either.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 06:30 PM       
Her stuntman for the movie was a guy. So if you're jerking off thinking about her, you could very well be imagining a guy who looks like her.

And really, who the fuck was expecting White Chicks or Catwoman to be anything less than shitty? You're a dipshit for seeing them. I bet you jerk off to the Wayans brothers in their girl disguises, too.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 06:43 PM       
eww. They're black . And guys . Eww.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 06:47 PM       
Halle herself most men would bone.

But maybe some people would bone the stunt double, too. We just don't know.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 06:54 PM       
she seemed secksier simulating Storm.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 06:55 PM       
i meant halle and not her stunt double and i didnt do it during the movie you jackass

youd think i pulled a peewee herman? during that piece of shit?
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 06:57 PM       
just quit while you're relatively ahead, sparky
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 08:32 PM       
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Yes...quit...it's for the besssssst...
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 09:42 PM       
I really don't think Mockery was going out on a limb predicting those two movies would suck. Did anyone not think they were going to suck? Anyone?
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 09:56 PM       
Wasn't gonna see them regaurdless of what I heard.
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