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Old Sep 11th, 2004, 04:09 AM        Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Was actually really good in my opinion. Aside from supergirl, it followed much of RE 3's plot and was actually a zombie movie

I'm also impressed they had the balls to show all those dead kids. My only real bitch is that the deaths should have been gorier, since that's a staple of zombie flicks ;<

First VG movie to top the first Mortal Kombat in my humble estimation
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Old Sep 11th, 2004, 10:54 AM       
yay

if nemises says 'stars' and retains his bad-assness ill be happy. is carlos in it?

but ill have to wait until october 8th. or download it. (checks suprnova)
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Old Sep 11th, 2004, 11:30 AM       
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Old Sep 11th, 2004, 08:04 PM       
i liked it a lot bettern the first one :o more zonbis, less evolcomputorsystem-style bullcrap.
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Old Sep 11th, 2004, 08:08 PM       
resident evil- 8/10
resident evil 2- 7.7/10
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Old Sep 11th, 2004, 11:43 PM       
THe one thing that may ruin this film for me is the scene where it appears Milla inflits physical harm to Nemisis with fisticufss. Whith that in mind Nemisis's character is ruined completely! The reason he was scary is because he was all but indestructable.
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Old Sep 12th, 2004, 06:22 AM       
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Old Sep 12th, 2004, 08:46 AM       
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THe one thing that may ruin this film for me is the scene where it appears Milla inflits physical harm to Nemisis with fisticufss. Whith that in mind Nemisis's character is ruined completely! The reason he was scary is because he was all but indestructable.
great scott! its like those l337 guys who can finish RE3 using only the knife (even for fighting nemises and boss fights)
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Old Sep 12th, 2004, 09:35 AM       
nemesis is my favorite bad guy so maybe ill go see it
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Old Sep 12th, 2004, 01:17 PM       
Sorry there's no acid rap in the soundtrack.
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Old Sep 12th, 2004, 01:36 PM       
It was definitely good, and I'm so glad they didn't make nemesis some shitty-looking CGI character like they do with those lickers.

"THe one thing that may ruin this film for me is the scene where it appears Milla inflits physical harm to Nemisis with fisticufss."

You're forgetting that she was "upgraded" as well, it's not like she's a regular human either.
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Old Sep 12th, 2004, 06:32 PM       
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Old Sep 12th, 2004, 08:08 PM       
thanks, it was one of many possible kirby possiblities
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 01:08 AM       
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You're forgetting that she was "upgraded" as well, it's not like she's a regular human either.
Actually I'm not forgetting. But a Superhuman laying the smackdown on nemisis cannot amount to the droves of punishment he was subjected to in the games. Shot about a hundred times by Explosives, Bullets of vaying calibre, being burnt, doused with acid, pushed off a bridge, having an anti personelle grenade explode in his face, then Finally being Killed with a Lazer cannon.

and milla beats him up!? I say shame on you wirters shame on you.

I am keeping in mind that I havent seen the movie yet and Don't know to the extent of his beaten uppieness.

The Nemisis suit actor almost suffocated after tripping and falling 3 feet to the ground and he almost suffocated because everyone on set was too busy laughing to hoist him up
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 06:26 AM       
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if nemises says 'stars' and retains his bad-assness ill be happy. is carlos in it?
Yus, on both accounts.

Also, Alice doesn't hurt Nemesis at all when punching and kicking him.

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It's the giant spike and flaming helicopter that kinda do that.

The token black comedy relief guy pissed me off. I kept waiting for him to die, even though the rest of the theater loooooved him
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 07:52 AM       
i havent seen the movie yet, but jill in the game can push nemises about a bit (a the top of the clocktower and the bridge i think), so its not 100% accurate for someone to punch nemesis up a bit and survive.

but i would assume that would result in a scenario not unlike friday the 13th 8...

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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 11:57 PM       
i hope Alice Dies in RE:3 shes too cliche now wich is a shame
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 01:06 AM       
I'd have to say Alice is the worst thing about the movies, definitely. She turns it from a horror into an action.
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 05:53 PM       
i really wanna see it, one sucked but my god, im attracted to Sienna Guillory more than anyone else on this earth.
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 07:44 PM       
It was a piece of shit. Nemesis looked like some jackass with a $10 mask working at some annual Halloween shop.

The effects were crap.

The dogs looked like Jell-o puppies.

The fight scenes were way too close-up shots of people moving and the camera shaking. It's like some epileptic choreographed them.

The opening credits that relay the events of RE1 reminded me of a made-for-tv-movie recap session. They should have just said "...last week, on Resident Evil..."

Didn't like the melting head stupidity either at the end. Lame.

The first one is still my fave.
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 08:56 PM       
Am I the only one who thinks nemisis was stumpy?
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Old Sep 16th, 2004, 01:37 AM       
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It was a piece of shit. Nemesis looked like some jackass with a $10 mask working at some annual Halloween shop.

The effects were crap.

The dogs looked like Jell-o puppies.

The fight scenes were way too close-up shots of people moving and the camera shaking. It's like some epileptic choreographed them.

The opening credits that relay the events of RE1 reminded me of a made-for-tv-movie recap session. They should have just said "...last week, on Resident Evil..."

Didn't like the melting head stupidity either at the end. Lame.

The first one is still my fave.
All that AND they didn't pick your poster.
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