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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 02:41 PM        The More You're Up On Social Networks...
The more you realize that:

Conspiracy theories are real
Robots with AI are closer than you think
Religion is hilarious
We'll soon be able to prevent/cure anything
All countries are fucked up - USA gets the most global press
Some people have an unhealthy amount of time
Furries are real
The internet killed/saved the world
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 02:50 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 03:05 PM       
The more I'm up on social networks, the more I hate them.
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 03:12 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 03:19 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 03:22 PM       
I would just like to add that for the sake of the argument I'm not speaking solely of the Myspaces and the Facebooks, but also the Diggs, Twitters, Reddits, 4chans, YouTubes, etc.

P.S. Pandora is the only thing that keeps me sane during the day.
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 03:25 PM       
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The more you realize that:

Conspiracy theories are real
Robots with AI are closer than you think
Religion is hilarious
We'll soon be able to prevent/cure anything
All countries are fucked up - USA gets the most global press
Some people have an unhealthy amount of time
Furries are real
The internet killed/saved the world
I learned most of this in Jr. High and we didn't even have the internet. Accept for the last one of course.
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 03:27 PM       
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That's socialism.
That's a played out buzzword. Find something new. Listen to less pundits IMO.
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 03:34 PM       
Some of you are far to young to remember, but my social network used to be D&D or drugs.
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 03:38 PM       
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I agree. I have family all over and they love facebook and my space. They think it is the only way to stay connected. Makes me wonder what happened to the phone, email, snail mail and just the simple joy of driving somewhere for a visit.
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 03:51 PM       
Maybe I should change the title of this thread? I'm not speaking specifically of NETWORKING sites but social NETWORKS.

No one learns anything that important from networking sites aside from others top 25 favorite smells.
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 03:56 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 05:12 PM       
do you mean conspiracy theories are real in that, ie, 911 was really orchestrated by our government and the illuminati or that people actually write them and adamantly believe in them?

cause if its the later i totally understand that shit ;o ;o
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 05:36 PM       
These sound like think you realised as a result of using Social BOOKMARKING sites. Hope this helps.
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 06:07 PM       
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from others top 25 favorite smells.
Speaking of which, where's the love for cinnamon?
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 07:03 PM       
Is it me or are social network sites nothing more than image hosting services with message boards?
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 08:47 PM       
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Speaking of which, where's the love for cinnamon?
Nothing up on marinara sauce and baking cookies!

I stay away from Facebook and Myspace solely on principle. I think they're ridiculous. I also hate how it was virtually the only method of communication between people in high school. The president of the AFC insisted on making a Facebook account for our club so we could remember what events we had planned (half of the stuff never even happened). I missed the spork event because they only announced it on Facebook (didn't even throw random handouts in the stairwell). I hate that site.
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Old Feb 20th, 2009, 09:47 PM       
I hate facebook and am constantly mystified by the fact that people I never got along with in school keep trying to add me. What's that all about?
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Old Feb 21st, 2009, 03:24 AM       
You know what I like? EBAY. Back when I was a Roman (yes, I am thousands of years old thanks to a pretty one-sided deal I made with satan) I would have simply purchased the people I hate. I could then have them executed for breaking my fine crystal glasses.
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Old Feb 21st, 2009, 05:04 AM       
I'm still roman. Don't you know, the empire never ended. We are still in the iron prison. SIXTY YEARS AGO MARKS THE DEATH OF CHRIST.
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Old Feb 21st, 2009, 01:18 PM       
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I hate facebook and am constantly mystified by the fact that people I never got along with in school keep trying to add me. What's that all about?
Maybe those people have alternate personalities over the internet?

Another stupid thing about Facebook is that it's another chance for the kids in school to get caught doing stupid things like underage drinking or setting a garbage can on fire or something. You'd think if you did those things the last thing you'd do is put pictures of it online. Oy. Plus, isn't it common knowledge now that employers look at potential employees' Facebook and Myspace accounts to make sure they weren't up to mischief? Or was that colleges that do that? Anyway, it's stupid.
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Old Feb 21st, 2009, 01:57 PM       
YUM brands (KFC) caught a bunch of employees bathing together in a sink meant for cleaning chicken. They had posted the pictures online and even gave them tags that linked them to the store they worked in.
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Old Feb 21st, 2009, 06:13 PM       
Yeah, but that's them posting pictures of someone else. If you're going to post pictures of stupid/illegal stuff, don't be in the picture yourself.
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THAT REMINDS ME OF THIS ONE TIME
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