Jesus resurrects inside a whale's anus.

[CKY2K]

[kahljorn]

so what's up is it like an invisible whale and that guy is holding the whale's invisible intestines or something?

[Sacks]

LISTEN TO CKY WHO HAS NEVER BEEN PLAYED ON MTV OR THE RADIO YOU GUYS!

[CKY2K]

Sacks, listen to yourself gargling the cum you sucked out of a rhino's veiny phallus.

[Sacks]

HO HO CKY2K I AM GOING TO SAVE YOU SOME REAL EMBARRASSMENT AND NOT ASK YOU HOW YOU KNOW WHAT RHINO PENISES LOOK LIKE!

[CKY2K]

You keep showing everyone your adventures as
"The replacement for Steve Irwin: The adventures of Sacks, the rhino cock wrester!"

Eh I'm jk.

[Sacks]

THAT'S PRETTY WEIRD CKY YOU KNOW I ONLY THOUGHT RHINOS WERE NATIVE TO AFRICA AND ASIA AND MAYBE SOMEWHERE ELSE WEIRD OR SOMETHING AND I'VE NEVER HEARD OF ANY KIND OF WESTERNS SHOT IN THOSE LOCATIONS I MEAN I'VE HEARD OF ITALY (THEY CALL THOSE SPAGHETTI WESTERNS DO YOU GET IT?) BUT I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF EGGROLL WESTERNS! AND REALLY WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT WHY WOULD AN AUSTRALIAN MAN BE THE STAR OF A WESTERN??! THE QUESTIONS KEEP ON COMING BUT I GUESS WE ONLY NEED TO LOOK TOWARDS THE HILARIOUS COMEDY JUGGERNAUT MAVERICK STARRING MEL GIBSON TO FIGURE THAT ONE OUT BOY CKY WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT YOU'RE RIGHT AND BOY ARE YOU EVER RIGHT.

[kahljorn]

yea australias in the "east"

dumbass, it's called an Eastern

[CKY2K]

I never said "it's starring in australia"
I said it's "a replacement for a show about an australian"

[kahljorn]

they don't let australians into westerns, they're easterners!

duh

[mark717]

aussie...has a desert called the western teritory...this is a big desert...

[Grislygus]

Australians can't be cowboys, that's why they brought Quigley down under. 'Cept that backfired when he saved the black people. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU FUCK WITH US, ALAN RICKMAN.