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Old Mar 31st, 2006, 03:00 AM        Scientist finally discloses Alien footage
This is unbelievable! In october 2005, a Russian scientist claimed a miraculous breakthrough in decoding an alien microchip, which was recovered in Siberia. He has come forward to expose the contents of the microchip. This footage is so unique, it's got top experts on the subject from all over the world investigating and debating its authenticity. www.thebeingsdisc.com
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Old Mar 31st, 2006, 03:19 AM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2006, 05:46 AM       
Everybody knows that alien and ufo hoaxes were created by the FBI back in the 40's
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Old Mar 31st, 2006, 10:55 AM       
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Old Apr 4th, 2006, 11:55 PM       
The best way to diffuse the alien situation is to discredit the truth by presenting it to the public as a science fiction movie. - J. Edgar Hoover

Here’s something to consider - why are all of the links on the website real? When you search “KBAT746432 alien footage” why does it really exist? Why has it been scrutinized by professional ufologists... since October 2005! Why are there true stories of crashes in the Siberian region? Any theories?…
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Old Apr 5th, 2006, 12:45 AM       
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Old Apr 5th, 2006, 04:57 AM       
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The best way to diffuse the alien situation is to discredit the truth by presenting it to the public as a science fiction movie. - J. Edgar Hoover

Here’s something to consider - why are all of the links on the website real? When you search “KBAT746432 alien footage” why does it really exist? Why has it been scrutinized by professional ufologists... since October 2005! Why are there true stories of crashes in the Siberian region? Any theories?…
Maybe because none of those things are true and either you're just lying out of your ass or you've been duped.

Jesus fucking Christ look at the trailer of that thing. That is in no way realistic. Shit, even that old Roswell Alien Autopsy video is more convincing.
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Old Apr 5th, 2006, 05:03 PM       
Too many coincidences Spectre X. Connect the dots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Apr 5th, 2006, 08:22 PM       
tell me something i don't know
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connect the goddamned dots
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Old Apr 6th, 2006, 06:56 PM       
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Old Apr 6th, 2006, 07:01 PM       
There is absolutely no unrefuted evidence aliens have even been on this planet. The popluar concept of aliens is a modernization of the belief in elves.

They're probably out there, they probably don't know about us, and they probably wouldn't make anything we would identify as a computer chip.
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Old Apr 7th, 2006, 01:44 PM       
"The popluar concept of aliens is a modernization of the belief in elves. "

Really?
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Old Apr 7th, 2006, 01:46 PM       
or vampires or bigfoot or honest politicians

take your pick
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Old Apr 7th, 2006, 02:25 PM       
Points to ziggy for the ministry quote.
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Old Apr 7th, 2006, 05:04 PM       
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"The popluar concept of aliens is a modernization of the belief in elves. "

Really?
Fantastical creatures are always just beyond our horizon, and as we expand our horizon they get wiped out. We've sailed around the world and searched lakes without finding sea monsters, we've gone through jungles without finding satyrs, we've found scientific explanations for stuff that was attributed to elves, brownies and witches. But we will always have folklore, so the properties of these creatures are assigned to new ones that are just out of reach geographically or scientifically. Right now these are in space, some really dense jungles in remote places and really deep oceans. Which is why there are dinosaurs in New Guinea and aliens cruising through the solar system.

Once we go there and find scientific reasons to assume they're not real (which we really have already), they'll fade away like Bigfoot and Nessie almost have. And they'll probably turn into interdimensional visitors, since stuff like string theory is easily accepted by many out of the know as strongly indicative of parallel universes.

I'm not saying we won't keep finding weird creatures in jungles and ocean depths, we're discovering the suckers like it's 1999, and they're AWESOME. But it's important to be aware of the distinction between the existence of creatures unknown to us and the mythological concept of them.
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Old Apr 8th, 2006, 12:43 AM       
and in the meantime, bang some rocks together to ward off the drop bears.
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Old Apr 10th, 2006, 11:49 PM       
Hey pjalne - Check out this article if you haven't already. It's really intelligent. I am interested to hear what you have to say about it.

ET Visitors: Scientists See High Likelihood
http://www.space.com/searchforlife/e...ds_050114.html
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