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Ploxtrot · #26

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Originally Posted by MattJack

I think they should sew steaks on top of the bacon

and add more bacon on top of it.

Kitsa · #27

I had a fucked-up dream last night.

In it, I was cooking a chicken. It looked like the kind of whole roasting chicken you'd get at the supermarket, except it had a head on it. I thought it was dead and I was putting it into the oven to cook it, and then it got up out of the pan and started running around on these tragic little drumstick legs.

And I realized with horror that it was sentient, and now I couldn't possibly cook the poor thing, but then how could it live with no feet or innards? So I was chasing it around trying to figure out what I was going to do.

In the end, in the dream, I picked it up and shoved it in the oven and hoped it would die fast.

My mom asked why I didn't chop off the head. In the dream that never once occurred to me.

Neen · #28

I had to cook a chicken once in high school. There wasn't killing, plucking or deheading. But there was gutting and such, which I could stand. At one point I had to break up the joints by bending them in the opposite direction, and I couldn't stand the feeling of it. I failed the course... of course.

Evil Robot · #29

At the center of it should be a white castle hamburger.

There's A Bat · #30

I seriously wouldn't mind eating a turkey made entirely out of bacon. If it's possible to make such a thing.

pac-man · #31

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Originally Posted by Evil Robot

At the center of it should be a white castle hamburger.

awesome bill · #32

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Originally Posted by MattJack

I wish I could live 500 years just so I could see the evolution of this dish

Just imagine if a new meat was added every year

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Originally Posted by MattJack

I think they should sew steaks on top of the bacon

Bacon and steaks are shortcuts, it's all about whole animals.
chicken>duck>turkey>pig>cow>elephant>whale
Then toss that sunnuva bitch in a volcano.
Fry until golden brown and delicious.