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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 11:17 AM        WRITE A STORY
Okay the rules are that a person starts a story and then the next person to reply continues the story from that point, then the person who replies next continues the story from the person before him ok let's go:

A man in a tophat was walking down the road in a forest when a sparkling midget with graham crackers for teeth appeared and said "Look out" then promptly vanished in an explosion of hair.

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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 11:37 AM       
...(EDITOR'S NOTE: THIS IS LIKE A BACKWARDS STORY LIKE THAT ONE SEINFELD EPISODE OR MEMENTO AND DON'T TRY TO READ IT FORWARDS LIKE A PUSSY.)

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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 04:11 PM       
Just prior to entering the forest on his afternoon walk, the man in the top hat felt a sudden pang of deja vu. For some unexplained reason, he was comforted by the hair gel he had purchased from the drug store moments before. He reached into his Care Bears man-purse, and grasped the flexible container for further reassurance.
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 04:16 PM        story
Then with the gel, he began styling his hair into some weird, Albert Einstein, sort of thing. "I'm a sexi beast," he stated to himself. When all of sudden...
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 05:15 PM       
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 05:39 PM        story
All of a sudden Ann-Margret and Eva Gabor walk out of nowhere! Then....
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 06:03 PM       
THEY WERE FUCKED BY A CHAIN LINK FENCE.

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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 06:43 PM        story
Then some guy named Bob Saget come in and takes the hair gel....
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 09:58 PM       
mozilla totally ruined the comedy of that image :/
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 10:55 PM       
He digs around a little more in his Care Bear man-purse and pulls out the gel once again, but this time to style himself a pompadour. The biggest pompadour you've ever seen. Then he turns to his shadow and says, "If I'm not back in five minutes, call the Pope."
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Old Apr 20th, 2004, 03:45 PM       
sdrawkcab lla ta si sihT.
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Old Apr 20th, 2004, 05:12 PM       
MILHOUSE YB "YROTS SDRAWKCAB"

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Old Apr 20th, 2004, 06:35 PM       
How did the hair on his head manage to migrate to his arms?
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Old Apr 20th, 2004, 08:30 PM       
Ahaha, just realized your name backwards is Milhouse. Somebody's been playing a prank on me.
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Old Apr 21st, 2004, 03:19 AM       
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What the fuck else would it be?

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