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Old Sep 2nd, 2004, 11:50 PM       
in a faggish way, maybe.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 12:10 AM       
I called it Frankenfinger I got exhausted going up and down a ladder with my hedge trimmer on a very hot day. I set my idle so it would shut off when I released the trigger but it ran on for a second and caught my finger. My customer came home and took me to the hospital. That was the longest I ever didn't play my bass.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 02:40 AM       
Holy SHIT
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 04:09 AM       
what a coincidence, thats how I describe YOU
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 04:09 AM       
get it, because you have like a preist schtick on these boards, and you're also a peice of shit!
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 04:10 AM       
Stop following me, you troubled individual!
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 04:10 AM       
lol do you get it???
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 04:24 AM       
Yes, I get it. I am a priest, hence the holy part, and you think I am a pile of shit. Holy shit. BRILLIANT WATSON. SO FUNNY I FORGOT TO LAUGH
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 04:29 AM       
OH NOW I GET IT!
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 04:41 AM       
I was running, and I accidentally knocked into a girl with steel wire glasses. They shattered into my forehead, and the wire ripped out part of my eyebrow. FUCKING AWESOME!
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 04:43 AM       
COOL
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 04:52 AM       
Sorry for laughing at your pain. But that's basically what this thread is for
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 05:03 AM       
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in a faggish way, maybe.

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(1:02:34 AM): and i think i may have gone a little too far and let her know that i actually do hate her, on some level, just because she's female
(1:03:33 AM): and now she's being all kinds of sensitive about it
(1:03:53 AM): i hate women
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 05:04 AM       
I did NOT need to see that
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 05:05 AM       
NOTE TO SELF


ALCOHOL + INTERNET = FUCKING STUPID IDEA
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(1:02:34 AM): and i think i may have gone a little too far and let her know that i actually do hate her, on some level, just because she's female
(1:03:33 AM): and now she's being all kinds of sensitive about it
(1:03:53 AM): i hate women
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 05:10 AM       
It depends. With tequilla, a person is to friggen drunk to type, and it comes out like this: wkjefgoiqwebhaglhudfihghqf
But with Cinnimon Schnapps, you get a half-assed asshole, like me.
With beer, you are too cool for the internet, as you are most likely at a raving frat party, puking out the windows. I have yet to experiment with all of the different liquors, but I'll keep you all posted
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 05:21 AM       
This is Jagermeister, which I ran out of, and rum to fill in the gap afterwards.
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(1:02:34 AM): and i think i may have gone a little too far and let her know that i actually do hate her, on some level, just because she's female
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(1:03:53 AM): i hate women
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 05:23 AM       
Ok, I'll remember to stay away from Jagermeister and unspiced rum (CAPTAIN MORGANS KICKS ASS ) I'm sure nobody wants to see a pic of my ass.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 07:13 AM       
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It depends. With tequilla, a person is to friggen drunk to type, and it comes out like this: wkjefgoiqwebhaglhudfihghqf
But with Cinnimon Schnapps, you get a half-assed asshole, like me.
With beer, you are too cool for the internet, as you are most likely at a raving frat party, puking out the windows. I have yet to experiment with all of the different liquors, but I'll keep you all posted
You don't drink. It's obvious.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 04:44 PM       
Did davin finally get around to posting a schlong picture? ;<
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 04:45 PM       
Once in grade 6 some kid nailed me in the leg with a Razor Scooter and it tore a huge chunk of bone out of my goddamn leg.
I would show the scar but it looks too pussyish no because my parents made me soak in peroxide and used this shit that makes scars less pominent
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 04:46 PM       
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Did davin finally get around to posting a schlong picture? ;<
I didn't see it myself but I'm pretty sure it was just a butt.

And if past experience tells us anything, it was badly lit and looking depressed.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 05:08 PM       
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