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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 06:47 PM        Friday night with Fartin
Okay, so today I ate a hotdog from one of those carts outside a shopping store and I have a bad case of the runs and I have a wicked headache. Friday nights here on I-mockery are well... boring, so I want you to tell me what you think would be fun to do. As the night goes on I will most likely be running to the toilet and consuming alchohol so I might not be paying full attention but I would like you to think of some suggestions of a Friday night ritual that we could all contribute to.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 07:08 PM       
I was hoping for something a little more up beat :/


Can someone tell me why we get diahrea? I know I could look it up but I'm too lazy.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 07:11 PM       
I looked it up... and it's spelled diarrhea

Loose or watery bowel movements, sometimes with unusual colors or consistencies, create an uncomfortable condition that usually stops by itself.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 07:15 PM       
I read a book about that. Don't we need infected monkeys?
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 07:17 PM       
yes, we all need infected monkeys
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the worst part about diarrhea is the burning asshole.
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thank god i read this thread....
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 07:32 PM       
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so that you now know that you need an infected monkey ?
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 07:42 PM       
Hey dablob do you smoke Gitanes, drive a Puegoet and say Marde alot?
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and I wear a beret and eat camembert and have approximative hygiene, as well.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2004, 07:52 PM       
and fartin says "eh" a lot and eats kraft dinner and I say "y'all" a lot and eat hamburgers!
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Approximative sounds hot.
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My father was the head of Peugoet for western Canada...it was the first car I learned to drive in...505 diesel with a stick...fucking cunt of a car but very comfortable.
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Okay....can you guess who is me in the picture?

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nope she's dead my grandma thanks alot
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i'm on my fourth 5.5% beer the response time on these replies are somewhat retarded.
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