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Old Sep 18th, 2006, 10:31 PM        Amputee can sense touch in Bionic Arm.
http://www.yahoo.com/s/393620

Holy Crap.

This is Full Metal: Alchemist shit :/
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Old Sep 18th, 2006, 10:49 PM       
It's about fucking time.
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Old Sep 19th, 2006, 04:14 PM       
Why does one have to break out the thesaurus,
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Old Sep 19th, 2006, 09:06 PM       
So canthey actually FEEL things with their bionic arm? Like ifsomebody cut their finger off would ithurt? Or can they just move their arm?
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Old Sep 19th, 2006, 09:34 PM       
She can feel depth, pressure, and texture...So I don't see why not.
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Old Sep 19th, 2006, 11:03 PM       
Yeah...it's a fully-operational Bionic Arm. A scientific breakthrough.

Too bad people only care about Israel, Terrorism,
and what a Religion states.
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Old Sep 19th, 2006, 11:11 PM       
That's pretty cool although I'd like a better explanation thanthat I'mkind of grasping with how it actually works ;/ Icanonlyimagine it's amakeshift muscular system or something, i wonder howsimilar it is.
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Old Sep 19th, 2006, 11:40 PM       
"I can hold a banana, I cut a steak for the first time since my amputation," she said.

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She holds bananas whle eating meat with her thought controlled bionic arm... and, she's an American soldier. I haven't even seen a picture of her, but I think I'm in love.
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mburbank~ Yes, okay, fine, I do know what you meant, but why is it not possible for you to get through a paragraph without making all the words cry?

How can someone who obviously thinks so much of their ideas have so little respect for expressing them? How can someone who so yearns to be taken seriously make so little effort?!
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Old Sep 20th, 2006, 08:21 AM       
She need to test out it's OBVIOUS Super-Strength in battle.
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Old Sep 20th, 2006, 02:02 PM       
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"I can hold a banana, I cut a steak for the first time since my amputation," she said.

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She holds bananas whle eating meat with her thought controlled bionic arm... and, she's an American soldier. I haven't even seen a picture of her, but I think I'm in love.
dude, if that thing has a laser in it, hands off, she's mine.
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Old Sep 20th, 2006, 03:30 PM       
LAUGHING OUT LOUD ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF.
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Old Sep 20th, 2006, 07:14 PM       
oh that is badass
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Old Sep 20th, 2006, 08:44 PM       
How about an arm you can plug in on the side of your ass to wipe your ass? Jean companies could make millions just because you have a small hole for there arm that inables you to wipe your stupid ass in a different fashion.
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Old Sep 21st, 2006, 02:46 PM       
i can't tell if you're angry about asses or about bionic arms fartin, could you plz clarify

and if the extra arm is just for asswiping why would you need a hole for it, who wipes w/ their pants up
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Old Sep 21st, 2006, 03:29 PM       
my hip is bothering me I think I need a new one...
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Old Sep 22nd, 2006, 01:05 AM       
Wow, reminds me of that issue of Global Frequency.
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