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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 11:14 AM       
Mine was 7.50.
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 11:52 AM       
Mine was 4.50 not counting the box and tape.
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 12:54 PM       
ive been too ill to make it up to the post office ;(
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 01:38 PM       
My box came today. There was no note inside, and no board name written on anything anywhere. Whoever Ilya is is in breach of contract. :/ But yay presents! Thankies! Pics later!
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 02:57 PM       
I clicked last years that I had never seen before and got confused thinking that everyone had recieved there gifts already
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 04:09 PM       
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Mine was like 4 bucks. It only weighed like 3 pounds. I gave crap. Really random crap.
If you gave shitty gifts, that's a) lame and b) you can expect to be verbally reamed by the person who received them for it - and rightfully so.

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My box came today. There was no note inside, and no board name written on anything anywhere. Whoever Ilya is is in breach of contract. :/ But yay presents! Thankies! Pics later!
That's actually from "Microshock" just so ya know.
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 05:01 PM       
oh boy, I hope I didn't get ZBF
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 05:23 PM       
mystie...thats mine im sorry i didnt write microshock!
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 06:49 PM       
well i'm a jerk cause i just sent mine, two days late
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 07:03 PM       
i packaged mine.. regardless of how ill i am i will be sending mine tommorow afternoon, i don't want chojin getting all mad at me and stuff
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 07:05 PM       
i got mines

thank you preechr. you made me laugh and hate you all from one box. i'm going to be cleaning up bouncy balls every day of my life for at least the next 8 years.
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 07:19 PM       
i just got mine from Randomskyfears! thank you!

my gifts were so wonderful and exciting i may just have to throw a little party to celebrate! thank god this gift came packaged with protective eye wear.....
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 07:20 PM       
okay faggots, you can post pictures now
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 07:27 PM       
If one of you fags hasn't sent my gift yet, grrr

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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 07:30 PM       
MY GIFT IS BEING SENT TOMROROW AT NOOON

im sorry to the person whose getting my gift, i kinda suck at doing things right
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 07:38 PM       
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okay faggots, you can post pictures now
What he said.
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 07:41 PM       
Grislygus :o :o :o :o :o
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 07:41 PM       
man i am glad the post office takes credit cards now sheesh 9.50
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 07:54 PM       
Mine was $12.40 to send, and the tracking number still only says, "Your item was accepted at 9:14 AM on November 30, 2006"
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 08:17 PM       
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Grislygus :o :o :o :o :o
I'm not going to just halfass this, durnit!
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 08:52 PM       
glad to be of service poppers. i look forward to any story you can make out of all that
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 09:03 PM       


Oh, joy! A package, it must be my Secret Santa gift! With such effeminate handwriting, surely it must be Glowbelly or Doopa or Mystie or Sadie or some totally hot babe of whom I've forgotten.

FUCK. It's just ZBF. Apparently he likes Lisa Frank almost as much as he has wet dreams over a video game character. This is going to suck.

(Addresses blocked to defend the innocent and those who have too many chromosomes.)



Wonderful, an AM/FM tuner that must have costed $12 in 1998. 'Tis the Season, you know. I wonder how well it works right now? I guess I'll never find out, since no headphones were included.

What's this, something else??



It's a gummy sticky finger ball. ZBF has sticky fingers? Who would have guessed.

This is going to require some serious thinking for an adventure.



Thinking...



STILL THINKING, you FUCKS. Christ, look what I have to work with.

That's it!!

I'll use my cunning to transform this into something awesome. The tuner, that is. The sticky fingers are dead to me.



Disassembly begins!



Delicate repairs!



Intricate operations!



No longer is it a lame-ass AM/FM tuner. It's now a Theochronomuter. (That's Greek for "God/Time-Talker", I'm so clever.)



God! God! Are you there?

--Yes, Seth. This is God. Your device is a success. You are contacting me because your Christmas gift totally sucked. I understand.



You know about this Austin fuck and how lame he is? ...Oh right, I guess that's what makes you God. Why is he so lame?

--Not even I know that, Seth. I mean, shit, somebody owes him $40 and he thinks that makes him Elie Fucking Wiesel.



So, are you willing to do anything about it?

--Oh, I already did. I made him as much of a miserable fuck as is possible. Believe me, Seth, I stretched tbe bounds of possibilities when I made him that miserable. Remember how he insists he has a great life because he gets good grades in high school? That's classic, you know.



So, I can't have any physical pain inflicted on him or anything?

--Oh, you can do that yourself. You can talk to the PAST with that device, remember? Use your imagination!



Oh my, I have an idea!



Past! Past! Are you there, Past??

--Yes, this is the past speaking. Assuming that you're coming from some time later than Sunday, December 3, 2006. Where are you coming from? We are in Belleville, Illinois.



Perfect! See, I need to talk to Belleville at your time period for IMPORTANT CHRONO-BUSINESS. There's this kid named Austin in your city and your time. He his bound to wreak havoc on the world in my time.

--Surely you don't mean Austin Snider. The only havoc he wreaks is when he reeks of sweat from forgetting to shower after an extensive bout of playing video games and being an all-around bitch. Oh, when is your time? I'm curious.



The FUTURE, dumbass. Anyways, can you do me a favor? The FUTURE depends on it.

--Umm. I hope so. I mean... umm. What is it? Do we have to kill him?



Kill him? Hell no, he doesn't deserve the sweet embrace of death! Just shoot his eye out with a BB Gun, alright?

--What the fuck? I mean. Umm. How's tomorrow? Consider it done.



And it was a Very Merry Christmas, Indeed
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 09:07 PM       
I give it 5 glass eyes out of five
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 09:07 PM       
I knew I should have taken that feature off. Son of a bitch. Anyway sorry for the craptastic gift. I got mine and its complete shit. Ive taken the pistures but Im going to post em tomorrow.
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Old Dec 6th, 2006, 09:10 PM       
and i thought the present I bought sucked!
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