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Old Dec 26th, 2006, 01:30 AM       
Clerks 2 Signed
Clerks X
SHITLOADS OF SOCKS AND FUCKING UNDERWEAR
Kick ass posters
A calander with ladies on it
A flannel coat
A Mallrats shirt (Im a Kevin Smith whore guys)
The Nightmare Before Christmas (The shirt! And it glows!)
Children of Mana (its okay.)

But seriously guys. Ever other present I opened it was a pair of fucking underwear.
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Old Dec 26th, 2006, 09:54 AM       
two persons tent, coffee maker, tickets to celtics game, seinfeld season 6 dvds, pair of LL Beans boots, carry on tool set, front/rear maxxis 2.5" DH tires, among the rest.

I did ok this year...still shellshocked from having spent 800 dollars on gifts this year.
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Old Dec 26th, 2006, 01:05 PM       
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:/ that explains some of the reason you suck
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Old Dec 26th, 2006, 04:15 PM       
kevin smith is god!!

-400$ in gift cards/checks/money
-new toshiba laptop
-new playboy jacket/hat/chair
-charmed seasons 4 an 5 on dvd
-membership for the gym (aparenty im fat)
-glowey shit


- and ohh yeah i got LAID
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Old Dec 26th, 2006, 05:09 PM       
i wish kringle gave lenor a life for christmas :o
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Old Dec 26th, 2006, 05:16 PM       
me too
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Old Dec 26th, 2006, 10:04 PM       
I got:
2 t-shirts
buttonup shirt
sweater
beanie
Pirates of Caribbean 2 DVD
Labrynth DVD


Hooray!
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Old Dec 26th, 2006, 10:51 PM       
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carry on tool set
Is that the one where Sid James is the Mechanic, or the Hardware Store Owner?
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Old Dec 28th, 2006, 02:50 PM       
a new cell phone :O
lots of candy
llotts of sucks
some shirts
some pants
some nicer shirrts
a sweater
a hooodie
some useless trinkets
a big pack of lighters
and a big pack of cigarettes
aaand moneys
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Old Dec 28th, 2006, 03:54 PM       
LITE UP TONY!
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Old Dec 28th, 2006, 04:15 PM       
my favorite present was a minitape recorder sos I can record myself rambling in the car when I drive home from work.
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Old Dec 28th, 2006, 09:41 PM       
Fired
Crabs
A letter stating that I have no medical insurance
An eviction notice
A 12-gauge shotgun
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Old Dec 29th, 2006, 03:04 AM       
You know I'm just wondering but am I the only one who hates it when girls wear playboy clothes? it's like girls who have naked girls on their myspace

i got an electric shaver, a trip to vegas, monty python pajamas a few free meals and a bunch of cooking utensils and supplies. also a new reservoir dogs movie, it came in a gas can and the dvds are in a matchbook case :O.
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Old Dec 29th, 2006, 01:49 PM       
I hate that too. I think the poster girl for that kind of dumb slut fashion sense and attitude is that tila tequila. I really hate her for some reason.
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Old Dec 29th, 2006, 02:30 PM       
Band of Brothers DVD
Knight Rider season 2 DVD
Commando DVD
True Lies DVD
Terminator 3 DVD )
Last Action Hero DVD
6/12 (A thriller novel)
A pair of warm socks
Neck scarf
New pajama
And approx. 50€
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Old Dec 29th, 2006, 10:32 PM       
oh man the first time i ever heard of tila tequila was when a friend noted my sister had her as a friend and I didn't know that myspace catered to celebrity whores/models or whatever the fuck she is so I was very confused when I clicked on her page and saw 50 half naked pictures and i thought my sister was a lesbian.

now they have myspace whore clubs
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Old Dec 29th, 2006, 11:41 PM       


My crazy redneck friends had this made for me. It's an Underwater Sea Adventure White Tiger gel candle.

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Old Dec 30th, 2006, 01:24 AM       
Ugh I got Children of Mana too. Horrible game.
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Old Dec 30th, 2006, 03:04 AM       
I bet when you opened it you were all AW THIS SUCKS
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Old Jan 2nd, 2007, 01:22 PM       
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Guys I think this is an allegory for filthy heathen DROWINGIN POOLS.
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