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Old Apr 5th, 2008, 10:07 PM       
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I know this because, earlier today, there was a bad smell and my mom said that she was going to puke. I thought, ''I hope you choke to death on your vomit.'' She seriously stands for everything I find wrong about people. Pot smoking hippie that used to sneak out of the house into bars to watch bands and drink. I never did any of that. I never skipped a damn day of school. Never. She says she knows me, that she knows teenagers. She has no idea what I'm about.
Why don't you try talking to your mom instead of treating her like shit because of the way she acted as a teenager, you peckerhead
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Old Apr 5th, 2008, 10:14 PM       
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YOU SHOULD START SMOKKKKKIIINNNN WEEEEEEEEEEEEED

SMOKE WEED SMOKE WEED :420
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Old Apr 5th, 2008, 10:22 PM       
Yeah dude, don't blame your mom's neglegence on the herb. It fucking rocks. So does sneaking out to see bands and taking a big shit.

I did all 3, at the Chicago Stadium bathroom and it was the greatest day of my life.
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Old Apr 5th, 2008, 10:23 PM       
NO! HE SHOULD DRINK ALCOHOL!

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Old Apr 5th, 2008, 10:24 PM       
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Old Apr 5th, 2008, 10:26 PM       
who doesn't
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Old Apr 5th, 2008, 10:28 PM       
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Old Apr 5th, 2008, 10:45 PM       
I love finding new and innovative ways to apply the Greek copros stem to standard suffixes. It allows me be crass while maintaining my precious "erudite prick" façade. Like, you can call someone a "coprophagous fomite" and then note the aptness of the inclusion of a homophone syllable of "fag". That's doubly funny because in most places where erudite pricks are wont to frequent, there is a much stronger taboo against homophobia than there is the aversion to having one's sexual orientation questioned.
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Old Apr 5th, 2008, 10:54 PM       
She's bitching an haranguing me about my choices in life when in reality she wasn't exactly a beacon of light back then.

Whatever, about the herb, though. I weird people out enough. Besides, it makes me physically sick. Alcohol, too. I think I'm cursed from having fun.
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Old Apr 5th, 2008, 10:59 PM       
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Old Apr 5th, 2008, 11:01 PM       
Probably, but show me a fucking handbook, why doncha?
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Old Apr 5th, 2008, 11:03 PM       
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Old Apr 5th, 2008, 11:03 PM       
yeah dude you gotta drink past the sickness
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Old Apr 5th, 2008, 11:11 PM       
Are you trying to say that because she drank and smoked pot when she was your age that, she can't learn from her past mistakes and keep you out of trouble or something, or were you implying that she's calling you a nerd? (in that case I suppose I wouldn't blame you)
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Old Apr 5th, 2008, 11:13 PM       
IT HELPS IF YOU HOLD IT IN

LIKE THE PROS

(the herb, not the shit you gotta let THAT OUT and LOVE IT)
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Old Apr 5th, 2008, 11:16 PM       
I prefer rum over weed, personally.
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Old Apr 5th, 2008, 11:18 PM       
The man with a drinking related name likes to drink? SHIT NO, SNIPERWOLF!
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Old Apr 6th, 2008, 12:55 AM       
Snipa, I don't drink or smoke or anything like that. The situations aren't even the least bit applicable. I've a nice guy and I usually stay out of trouble.
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Old Apr 6th, 2008, 12:57 AM       
But' MAN, TROUBLE'S GUNNA FIND YOU SOONER OR LATER, SO I SUGGEST YA MAKE' IT.
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Old Apr 6th, 2008, 12:58 AM       
I have a problem with tresspassing and gambling, but that's it.
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Old Apr 6th, 2008, 01:03 AM       
I will tresspass somewhere just to gamble because I am a rebel.
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Old Apr 6th, 2008, 01:19 AM       
THE TRESPASSER
BEING IN PLACES HE SHOULDN'T BE
THE TRESPASSER
HE'S A GOOD KID USUALLY

UNTIL YOU GIVE HIM A SIGN
THAT SAYS DO NOT ENTER
HE WILL CROSS THE LINE
HE WILL BE A TRESPASSERRRRRR!!!!!

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Old Apr 6th, 2008, 11:22 AM       
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Snipa, I don't drink or smoke or anything like that. The situations aren't even the least bit applicable. I've a nice guy and I usually stay out of trouble.
I wasn't saying that you do. I meant that just because she did some typical teenage shit back in her day doesn't mean that she can't act responsible now and that she's a horrible parent. Is she giving you shit for being on that academic team and hitting the books, and being negligent? If so, then yeah, I guess you could say that counts for bad parenting and can see where you're coming from.
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Old Apr 6th, 2008, 03:17 PM       
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I prefer rum over weed, personally.
weed > alcohol
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Old Apr 6th, 2008, 03:19 PM       
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