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Old Jun 4th, 2008, 07:59 AM        I hate women/girls who think they can beat up guys
I bet only like 1% of the worlds population of women could actually win a fight with a guy. These chicks talk all tough and think because they get a tattoo, single ear ring, cut their peroxided hair real short, wear mens clothes and smoke cigarettes that they're so suddenly all hard. Spitting on the sidewalk and all. :ugh

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Old Jun 4th, 2008, 12:09 PM       
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Old Jun 4th, 2008, 12:17 PM       
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Old Jun 4th, 2008, 01:21 PM       
About fifteen years ago (give or take), before one of our chefs started working at the restaurant, he worked at a place called the Hilltop. He worked alongside a woman with the nickname of 'Butch'. She was thirty four, overweight, muscular, had buck teeth, and was apparently known for terrifying dishwashers with aggressively lewd propositions. She was also known for suddenly raising her leg and planting one foot on the kitchen counters in front of said hapless dishwashers. I would assume she would be in the "1%".

Outside of that 1%, I've also personally watched a very attractive, five foot tall, deceptively lean waitress toss around a screaming line cook like a rag doll and whale on him. It was funny. I imagine you'll be finding yourself in a similar situation at some point.
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Old Jun 4th, 2008, 03:02 PM       
A lot of women take up martial arts for some odd reason.
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Old Jun 4th, 2008, 03:18 PM       
more like martial arts & crafts
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Old Jun 4th, 2008, 04:34 PM       
my little sister can prob. kick most of yalls asses
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Old Jun 4th, 2008, 05:06 PM       
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Old Jun 4th, 2008, 05:52 PM       
did a girl beat you up or what?
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Old Jun 4th, 2008, 06:15 PM       
I would wear a disguise and kick her in the face or pay some bitches to kill her.
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Old Jun 4th, 2008, 07:13 PM       
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Old Jun 4th, 2008, 08:41 PM       
Girls who think they can beat up guys probably spend too much time around pussified men or are super mega lesbians. Girls who can beat up guys are sexy.



At least that one is.
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Old Jun 4th, 2008, 10:20 PM       
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I bet only like 1% of the worlds population of women could actually win a fight with a guy. These chicks talk all tough and think because they get a tattoo, single ear ring, cut their peroxided hair real short, wear mens clothes and smoke cigarettes that they're so suddenly all hard. Spitting on the sidewalk and all. :ugh
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timelin...ncient_warfare

I wrote about 99% of that article. And everything in it has a citation.

Xena wasn't too far off the mark.

(although I doubt that I personally could beat up most men)
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Old Jun 5th, 2008, 05:00 AM       
Iím talking about those chicks that want to show everyone that they can do everything a guy can do, but better. They take it to the extreme, too. My friends and I met one yesterday. Being all butch and gross. Talking about how she can kick any guys ass because she grew up with six brothers.

Maybe, but I bet she canít write her name in the snow.
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Old Jun 5th, 2008, 05:03 AM       
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Old Jun 5th, 2008, 05:17 AM       
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Old Jun 5th, 2008, 05:23 AM       
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Old Jun 5th, 2008, 08:46 AM       
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Old Jun 5th, 2008, 11:10 AM       
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. Talking about how she can kick any guys ass because she grew up with six brothers.
Now that's just plain being arrogant. Even if you can do something like that, you don't be obnoxious about it.
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Old Jun 5th, 2008, 01:56 PM       
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Iím talking about those chicks that want to show everyone that they can do everything a guy can do, but better. They take it to the extreme, too. My friends and I met one yesterday. Being all butch and gross. Talking about how she can kick any guys ass because she grew up with six brothers.

Maybe, but I bet she canít write her name in the snow.
When did I meet you?
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Old Jun 5th, 2008, 02:54 PM       
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Old Jun 5th, 2008, 05:15 PM       
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