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Old Aug 5th, 2008, 01:23 PM        This ugly fat girl really likes me
She always treats me nice. Like she's the nicest person to me (probably because she has a self esteem problem), and she's kind clingy. Anyway I have had GF's that were of the attractive sort, and they don't treat me as good.

Is it ok to stick to the fat ugly chick, or just stick to the good looking girl who doesnt treat you as good?

What do you guys think about this? is beauty just as important?

(edit: please move to loveline, I made a mistake placing the topic, thanks in advance)
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Old Aug 5th, 2008, 01:58 PM       
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Old Aug 5th, 2008, 02:07 PM       
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Old Aug 5th, 2008, 02:13 PM       
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Old Aug 5th, 2008, 02:37 PM       
I say she's bad news.
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Old Aug 5th, 2008, 04:47 PM       
You should have her do the nastiest foulest shit to/for you; because you can always deny as she is unnattractive and therefore unbelievable.

"she's just saying that cause I shot her down"

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Old Aug 5th, 2008, 06:41 PM       
Attractive women treat you poorly because your english is terrible.
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Old Aug 5th, 2008, 08:48 PM       
As a "good person" who "doesn't give a shit", I've had rewarding experiences with dating "below me" where her personality could accommodate attraction. Just be careful that she isn't a good person because she needs anyone who will be nice to you. That's unintentional dishonesty on her part to cling to you because you don't treat her like shit so she molds you to be more perfect for her than you really are.

Also, from the cinematic masterpiece The Pest:
"Riding fat chicks is like riding a moped. It's fun until your friends see you do it."

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Old Aug 5th, 2008, 09:57 PM       
I wish I could help you but people say I like ugly guys, I call them "unconventionally handsome".

You should see my friends laugh at me when I show them a picture of my ex-husband. But in all honesty I've been physically attracted to those men at some point.

I dated the captain of the wrestling team in my school as a teenager. Sure he was hot, but he was boring.

All my happiest relationships were with men that none of my friends thought were attractive. That's only changed recently because my current husband's beard is so awesome that chicks come running to touch it.
And he looks like Jesus.

If you find her appealing and are genuinely enjoying your time with her and it's not just a pity relationship then ride that wave man.

If you're just doing it because she's nice to you, don't let it get too far.

Fat chicks tend to be more adventurous and eager to please, which can be good things. I've got some super hot guy friends that I always see dating fat chicks that I'd never in a million years think they'd even give the time of day, and come to find out alot of those chicks are really awesome people. Personality can go pretty far.
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Old Aug 6th, 2008, 03:13 PM       
Thats some awesome advice there, me being young. You know how young people are. Superficial and all. Which is kinda limiting me in terms of meaningful relationships. Yeah It wont hurt to give it a try.
To all you people with more experience. Thanks for helping me grow a little more mature. ^_^
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Old Aug 6th, 2008, 03:26 PM       
I've had fat lovelies, but never a fat ugly.
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Old Aug 6th, 2008, 07:13 PM       
i love the bigger womenz

let her om nom nom on your weiner
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Old Aug 23rd, 2008, 03:51 PM       
I'd give it a shot. You never know what could happen.
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Old Aug 30th, 2008, 06:42 PM       
The fact that she's fat and ugly is clearly an issue for you or you wouldn't be posting a thread on it. Recently I had a relationship with a guy and it wasn't until we had sex and he refused to remove his t-shirt because he was self-conscious did I even notice that he was fat. I was too busy having a laugh with him to notice he had stupid hair as well. See if you liked her enough you wouldn't have to ask.
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Old Sep 3rd, 2008, 10:44 PM       
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