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Old Aug 13th, 2009, 09:34 AM       
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Old Aug 13th, 2009, 09:57 AM       
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Old Aug 13th, 2009, 09:57 AM       
Cocks cut to look like the letter Y. Where is the benefit in that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I was delivering Fridges and stoves, etc. and the animal shelter needed a new chest freezer for their roadkill&strays that people might still want to claim. we had to take the old freezer away, It had been acquired in the late 70's, never defrosted, and they left it out in the sun for 2 days before calling us. that "soup" in there I had to dump out was hands down worse smell ever. beats out dead human, easy.

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Old Aug 13th, 2009, 10:18 AM       
I saw a human foot lying on the ground in Papua New Guinea. I was only a wee boy but that stays with you.

Recently I found a frog in the garden at work with it's guts hanging out. It was still alive and it's toes were moving. I felt so sad, and I was too weak to finish it off.
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Old Aug 13th, 2009, 11:22 AM       
I wish I never saw one of the training films for work which showed animal cruelity. I remember there were two teen boys beating the shit out of a Yorkie then when the thing was gasping for the last breaths they put it in a garbage bag and set it on fire. They videoed themselfs torturing this poor dog, so I was watching the actual footage. I think their laughter while setting the dog on fire was very disturbing.

Since we have to report human/child abuse as well, the pictures and stories of child abuse was horrifing.
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Old Aug 13th, 2009, 01:52 PM       
@B² - I wish I'd never seen your post. I'm surprised if there wasn't a mad dash to the porcelain god after that.
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Old Aug 13th, 2009, 03:01 PM       
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Old Aug 13th, 2009, 03:02 PM       
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Old Aug 13th, 2009, 03:04 PM       
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Old Aug 13th, 2009, 03:08 PM       
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BBbbbbuuuuuurrrrrrrrnnnnnnnn!!!!

Come on Elx! Dont just sit there and take that!
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Old Aug 13th, 2009, 03:12 PM       
I wasn't being mean to Sam, by the way. His beard just made me all weak in the knees. <3
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Old Aug 13th, 2009, 04:05 PM       
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better?
ahaha, I was going to quote Aimless's picture and mine together just to let that speak for itself, but as it turns out the one shot she had up which exclusively focused on her chest has just mysteriously been deleted from the pictures thread.

Aimless, although i do not take pictures as you do, in a slutty-manner, the basic idea can still be gathered from the candid image I posted of my entire frame. which proves that I am infact not flatchested EVEN THOUGH the picture is over two years old from when I was literally half of your age and still better developed.
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Old Aug 13th, 2009, 04:06 PM       
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Old Aug 13th, 2009, 04:09 PM       
The kid down the street got hit by a car a few months ago, right in front of me. He ran out into the road, for whatever reason I will never know, and got hit by a guy in a hummer. The guy sped off, while I called 911.
The kid's head was barely even connected; he was like a broken toy.
I still have nightmares about that.
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Old Aug 13th, 2009, 04:27 PM       
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Old Aug 13th, 2009, 04:50 PM       
the whole 6 month saga of giving my grandmother hospice care before she passed.
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Old Aug 13th, 2009, 05:30 PM       
we should take all the sad stories on this page and write a fucking cry about it book.
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Old Aug 13th, 2009, 08:27 PM       
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Old Aug 14th, 2009, 07:46 PM       
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The kid down the street got hit by a car a few months ago, right in front of me. He ran out into the road, for whatever reason I will never know, and got hit by a guy in a hummer. The guy sped off, while I called 911.
The kid's head was barely even connected; he was like a broken toy.
I still have nightmares about that.
WAS HE OK
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Old Aug 14th, 2009, 08:29 PM       
Zeitgeist! >.<
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Old Aug 14th, 2009, 10:35 PM       
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Old Aug 15th, 2009, 09:59 AM       
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Well, for however long the human brain can survive mostly cut off from its blood supply, he was. After that, not so much.
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Old Aug 15th, 2009, 05:38 PM       
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Well, for however long the human brain can survive mostly cut off from its blood supply, he was. After that, not so much.
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